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Re: Kids
« Reply #2100 on: September 22, 2017, 07:14:01 AM »
Talking crap is a great way to get sued
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2101 on: September 22, 2017, 08:30:57 AM »
Talking crap is a great way to get sued
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« Reply #2102 on: September 22, 2017, 02:37:18 PM »
Pay it forward stuff here. MC helped me get my dream job. If you guys ever think about leaving a company and feel comfortable enough, let me review your contract before you do. I can literally tell you how not to get mumped.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2103 on: November 09, 2017, 10:46:21 PM »
Is this thread still about kids? If so, I? have some pertinent info


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2104 on: November 09, 2017, 10:48:14 PM »
 Grats!

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2105 on: November 16, 2017, 10:23:39 AM »
has anyone heard of a push gift? wtf is that? had no idea this was a thing

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« Reply #2106 on: November 16, 2017, 10:42:31 AM »
has anyone heard of a push gift? wtf is that? had no idea this was a thing

absolutely a thing, and guess who has heard about it? your wife.

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« Reply #2107 on: November 16, 2017, 10:46:18 AM »
has anyone heard of a push gift? wtf is that? had no idea this was a thing

absolutely a thing, and guess who has heard about it? your wife.
What in the hell. She doesn't like jewelry so I don't even have a clue for a push gift

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2108 on: November 16, 2017, 10:49:51 AM »
You fell for the "I don't like jewelry babe, so don't worry about it" stunt? Mrs. Wacky tried to say this about roses.  :lol:

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« Reply #2109 on: November 16, 2017, 10:50:38 AM »
One of my friends got an expensive purse for her push gift.

I mean if getting a kid isn't enough of a reward for pushing then maybe you shouldn't have had a kid.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2110 on: November 16, 2017, 10:52:08 AM »
I agree.. Think I'll make her a sandwich or get her a push pop after its all over

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2111 on: November 16, 2017, 10:53:43 AM »
A Groupon for rejuvenation surgery would make a nice push gift.

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« Reply #2112 on: November 16, 2017, 11:05:59 AM »
something subtle like a gym membership or a fitbit is always a good look.

seriously, a last minute get away trip (or one to look forward to) or a spa treatment is standard.

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« Reply #2113 on: November 16, 2017, 11:17:16 AM »
yeah thought the spa would be good idea or a pregnancy massage(its a thing also)

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« Reply #2114 on: November 16, 2017, 11:27:03 AM »
something subtle like a gym membership or a fitbit is always a good look.

seriously, a last minute get away trip (or one to look forward to) or a spa treatment is standard.

You don't get the push gift before you push.

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« Reply #2115 on: November 16, 2017, 11:29:39 AM »
something subtle like a gym membership or a fitbit is always a good look.

seriously, a last minute get away trip (or one to look forward to) or a spa treatment is standard.

You don't get the push gift before you push.
this is also what puzzled me.. saw this on fb for the first time and it was before the girl had even birfed that thing

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2116 on: November 16, 2017, 11:31:11 AM »
No way

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2117 on: November 16, 2017, 11:32:03 AM »
Also, what happens if you end up having a C section? Do you return the push gift since there was no pushing???

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2118 on: November 16, 2017, 11:32:37 AM »
get her a blanket, she’ll need it when the postpartum kicks in


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« Reply #2119 on: November 16, 2017, 11:52:44 AM »
Also, what happens if you end up having a C section? Do you return the push gift since there was no pushing???
fair question

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2120 on: November 16, 2017, 12:20:10 PM »
 
Also, what happens if you end up having a C section? Do you return the push gift since there was no pushing???

Ask for your nuts back

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2121 on: November 16, 2017, 06:00:13 PM »
Also, what happens if you end up having a C section? Do you return the push gift since there was no pushing???

Ask for your nuts back
c section way safer for mom and baby


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2122 on: November 16, 2017, 06:11:39 PM »
Also, what happens if you end up having a C section? Do you return the push gift since there was no pushing???

Ask for your nuts back
c section way safer for mom and baby

Lol no
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2123 on: November 16, 2017, 06:24:03 PM »
Also, what happens if you end up having a C section? Do you return the push gift since there was no pushing???

Ask for your nuts back
c section way safer for mom and baby

Lol no
my source is better than yours


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2124 on: November 16, 2017, 06:27:10 PM »
Also, what happens if you end up having a C section? Do you return the push gift since there was no pushing???

Ask for your nuts back
c section way safer for mom and baby

Lol no
my source is better than yours

Did you get a healthy bacteria bath on the way out of your moms vagina or did you get ripped from her womb?
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