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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden (interim) Dictator
« on: May 01, 2024, 02:44:09 PM »
The inflation is the crime, I says. Me buried treasure won't be worth the diggin' if Captain Trump can't win his trial.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« on: May 01, 2024, 01:46:40 PM »I cannot fathom how Weber would even begin to operate in this new climate
A time machine, I suppoose.
Same for LHC Bill Snyder.
I think young Snyder would be really good with the portal and NIL. Old Snyder would just lose players left and right, though.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« on: April 30, 2024, 09:46:42 AM »The gap between the big 2 and the rest of college might get even bigger.
https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/sec-big-ten-developing-plan-to-share-revenue-with-players-in-potential-landmark-change-to-college-athletics/
Yeah, they should just form their own league at that point. I'd rather be competitive in a lower division.
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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« on: April 30, 2024, 09:43:53 AM »
This is the best things will ever be for us moving forward. We can put a nice run together with the current staff and rules. If schools start signing contracts and paying players, the Big 12 will stop being competitive.
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: The Royals
« on: April 26, 2024, 02:45:08 PM »
We are going to mercy rule these pods.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Supreme Court Cases Thread
« on: April 26, 2024, 02:43:11 PM »Imagine a world where you try to overturn a democratic election and, failing that, organize a crappy coup to "fight like hell" as a last resort to hold onto power ...
And then imagine that the DOJ tries to claim that you weren't operating within your official capacity as president while trying to overthrow the election results for your own personal enrichment. How could a president even operate with those types of constraints?
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: CHIEFS
« on: April 26, 2024, 12:28:17 PM »
We are going to light teams up this year.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Supreme Court Cases Thread
« on: April 26, 2024, 11:55:02 AM »If Trump gets found guilty, he's realistically looking at a fine and probation. Maybe house arrest, depending on which trials he loses. Better get the supreme court to make sure that doesn't happen.
guilt/innocence, sentencing . . . I am not talking about any of those things.
amazing . . .
What is it about legal action that you are trying to imagine a president constantly fearing?
By my observation it is appears that our #blueanon stronghold DOJ is wanting the unilateral power to declare at their discretion when a Presidents actions are official acts or private acts.
I believe that discretion would ultimately fall on the shoulders of a jury.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Supreme Court Cases Thread
« on: April 26, 2024, 11:45:21 AM »If Trump gets found guilty, he's realistically looking at a fine and probation. Maybe house arrest, depending on which trials he loses. Better get the supreme court to make sure that doesn't happen.
guilt/innocence, sentencing . . . I am not talking about any of those things.
amazing . . .
What is it about legal action that you are trying to imagine a president constantly fearing?
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: The Biden (interim) Dictator
« on: April 26, 2024, 11:31:22 AM »Could have been Big Rig Don but it's too late now
Always wondered what he is trying to portray in that pic? Road rage?
Looks like ole Captain Ahab finally harpooned his white whale, it does.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Supreme Court Cases Thread
« on: April 26, 2024, 10:56:17 AM »
If Trump gets found guilty, he's realistically looking at a fine and probation. Maybe house arrest, depending on which trials he loses. Better get the supreme court to make sure that doesn't happen.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Supreme Court Cases Thread
« on: April 26, 2024, 10:50:17 AM »
Yeah, imagine a world where actions have light consequences.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Trump 2024
« on: April 26, 2024, 10:28:38 AM »
Spent me 7th grade on the poop deck of a royal ship, I did. Learned a useful trade.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Trump 2024
« on: April 26, 2024, 10:22:56 AM »
Aye, the Fed be spendin' their doubloons so there be no plunder left to pillage. But they also call the king to task when he be makin' up job numbers, as if me crew don't be shrinkin'.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Nebraska's struggle for relevance.
« on: April 26, 2024, 09:41:24 AM »
Nebraska does have the third longest bowl drought among all FBS teams, though. Longest P5 bowl drought.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Nebraska's struggle for relevance.
« on: April 26, 2024, 09:37:05 AM »
As someone who started following college football in the 90's when nubb was at their peak this is another one of those Nebraska stats that blows my mind.
https://twitter.com/PickSixPreviews/status/1783707196062093498?t=9XwQIAPdJj0256HOy8jCpg&s=19
What an interesting stat. I guess I would assume there were longer streaks out there.
That has to only be counting P5 schools.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Supreme Court Cases Thread
« on: April 25, 2024, 02:08:13 PM »Depends upon how broad it can be interpreted. Biden really should consider arresting trump and putting him in Guantanamo as an enemy combatant. They can sort it all out in December.
He could do it with supreme court justices, too. No need to expand the court that way.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Possible WW3 thread
« on: April 25, 2024, 09:02:52 AM »
Yeah, he's been dead for some time now. I think the news here is that his wife has travelled to Russia and expects Putin to help her out.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP
« on: April 23, 2024, 04:54:08 PM »
I asked it to incorporate "Never fight uphill, me boys" into it.
(Verse 1)
Oh, gather 'round, ye hearty souls, and hear a tale of old,
Of Captain Trump, whose ship sailed bold, or so the story's told.
His skin as orange as the sunset's glow, his hands like tiny shells,
But when it comes to captaining, well, the ocean he oft rebels.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 2)
He'd sail the seas of policy, with tweets that shook the mast,
His crew bewildered, aghast, as scandals sailed so fast.
From Stormy Waters to foreign lands, his lust did cause a storm,
His ship of state, a shaky thing, with every twist and turn.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 3)
But though his course was wayward, and his compass oft astray,
Captain Trump would boast and brag, as if he'd win the day.
Yet storms of truth and winds of change, they blew with mighty force,
And soon his ship was tossed about, with no clear charted course.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Bridge)
"Never fight uphill, me boys," he'd say with a reckless grin,
As if the rules of nature were just trifles to him.
But the sea cares not for bravado, nor the color of a man's skin,
It's the skill of navigation that determines who will win.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Outro)
So here's a toast to captains past, with stories to regale,
May their tales remind us, as we sail, of truths that never fail.
And when the winds of change do blow, and the tides begin to turn,
Remember Captain Trump's advice: "Never fight uphill, me boys. Never fight uphill."
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 1)
Oh, gather 'round, ye hearty souls, and hear a tale of old,
Of Captain Trump, whose ship sailed bold, or so the story's told.
His skin as orange as the sunset's glow, his hands like tiny shells,
But when it comes to captaining, well, the ocean he oft rebels.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 2)
He'd sail the seas of policy, with tweets that shook the mast,
His crew bewildered, aghast, as scandals sailed so fast.
From Stormy Waters to foreign lands, his lust did cause a storm,
His ship of state, a shaky thing, with every twist and turn.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 3)
But though his course was wayward, and his compass oft astray,
Captain Trump would boast and brag, as if he'd win the day.
Yet storms of truth and winds of change, they blew with mighty force,
And soon his ship was tossed about, with no clear charted course.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Bridge)
"Never fight uphill, me boys," he'd say with a reckless grin,
As if the rules of nature were just trifles to him.
But the sea cares not for bravado, nor the color of a man's skin,
It's the skill of navigation that determines who will win.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Outro)
So here's a toast to captains past, with stories to regale,
May their tales remind us, as we sail, of truths that never fail.
And when the winds of change do blow, and the tides begin to turn,
Remember Captain Trump's advice: "Never fight uphill, me boys. Never fight uphill."
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP
« on: April 23, 2024, 03:04:19 PM »Quote from: ChatGPT
(Verse 1)
Oh, gather 'round, ye hearty souls, and hear a tale of old,
Of Captain Trump, whose ship sailed bold, or so the story's told.
His skin as orange as the sunset's glow, his hands like tiny shells,
But when it comes to captaining, well, the ocean he oft rebels.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 2)
He'd sail the seas of policy, with tweets that shook the mast,
His crew bewildered, aghast, as scandals sailed so fast.
From Stormy Waters to foreign lands, his lust did cause a storm,
His ship of state, a shaky thing, with every twist and turn.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 3)
But though his course was wayward, and his compass oft astray,
Captain Trump would boast and brag, as if he'd win the day.
Yet storms of truth and winds of change, they blew with mighty force,
And soon his ship was tossed about, with no clear charted course.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
(Verse 4)
Now Captain Trump, he's sailed his last, his legacy a tale,
Of a captain bold but wayward, whose ship did oft bewail.
So here's a toast to captains past, with stories to regale,
May their tales remind us, as we sail, of truths that never fail.
(Chorus)
Yo ho ho, the sailors sing,
Of Captain Trump, the troubled king.
With desires wild and waters rough,
His ship of state sails far enough.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP
« on: April 23, 2024, 11:02:41 AM »
Arrr, it do sound to me that a landlubber named Pecker be rough ridin' we. The "National Enquirer" be no friend to we pirates.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: LOL TRUMP
« on: April 23, 2024, 10:16:02 AM »
Aye, ye best send that light deep into Davie Jones's locker.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« on: April 22, 2024, 06:03:12 PM »
There be a lot of fungus in that photo, me thinks.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« on: April 22, 2024, 04:47:58 PM »
'Twas the marauding youth sacking the villages and raping the mensfolk, not the peaceful pirates we.
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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: TexAgs politics board gems thread
« on: April 22, 2024, 04:22:52 PM »
The PINOs favor the Jew, they do.