Author Topic: Bug bites (Read 10310 times)

The Big Train · « **on:** September 27, 2015, 01:24:16 PM »

I sat around a campfire all night last night and I got a bunch, why do they itch so much

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 27, 2015, 02:00:04 PM »

i saw a documentary on bugs and it said that bugs like to bite people that smell and taste like poop.

i dunno if that's relevant

The Big Train · « **Reply #2 on:** September 27, 2015, 02:02:06 PM »

pissclams · « **Reply #3 on:** September 27, 2015, 03:35:24 PM »

i got stung by a bee on the patio at the falloon. it was swollen for 15 minutes and then it went away. great genetics.
the bee was aggressive, i'm glad i was able to cull it.

mocat · « **Reply #4 on:** September 27, 2015, 03:43:15 PM »

Quote from: memphis on September 27, 2015, 03:38:20 PM

Quote from: The Big Train on September 27, 2015, 02:02:06 PM

beans and cornbread?

The band?

slobber · « **Reply #5 on:** September 27, 2015, 03:58:18 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 27, 2015, 03:35:24 PM

i got stung by a bee on the patio at the falloon. it was swollen for 15 minutes and then it went away. great genetics.
the bee was aggressive, i'm glad i was able to cull it.

wasp

Gonna win 'em all!

pissclams · « **Reply #6 on:** September 27, 2015, 04:30:13 PM »

Quote from: slobber on September 27, 2015, 03:58:18 PM

Quote from: pissclams on September 27, 2015, 03:35:24 PM
i got stung by a bee on the patio at the falloon. it was swollen for 15 minutes and then it went away. great genetics.
the bee was aggressive, i'm glad i was able to cull it.
wasp

Gonna win 'em all!

terrible band

slobber · « **Reply #7 on:** September 27, 2015, 04:41:08 PM »

Well known entomologist:
"We are here to talk about bees, not wasps. Please, feel free to kill all of the wasps."

Gonna win 'em all!

Canary · « **Reply #8 on:** September 27, 2015, 05:54:42 PM »

Quote from: mocat on September 27, 2015, 03:43:15 PM

Quote from: memphis on September 27, 2015, 03:38:20 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on September 27, 2015, 02:02:06 PM

beans and cornbread?

The band?

I know someone in that band.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #9 on:** September 27, 2015, 06:03:09 PM »

My torso has been fully attacked by oak mites while dethatching and aerating ooh my good they itch.

mocat · « **Reply #10 on:** September 27, 2015, 06:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Canary on September 27, 2015, 05:54:42 PM

Quote from: mocat on September 27, 2015, 03:43:15 PM
Quote from: memphis on September 27, 2015, 03:38:20 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on September 27, 2015, 02:02:06 PM

beans and cornbread?

The band?
I know someone in that band.

:wha:

The Big Train · « **Reply #11 on:** September 28, 2015, 03:13:41 PM »

http://www.wibw.com/home/headlines/Oak-mites-might-be-the-culprit-to-your-itchy-bites-329362331.html

Spracne · « **Reply #12 on:** September 28, 2015, 03:17:45 PM »

Might be mite bites, tbt.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 28, 2015, 03:19:16 PM »

Chigger bites are the best! Whenever i'd go to my grandparents farm in the summer, i'd get murdered by chigger bites. They only go around tight areas, like your socks, waiste line, etc. They're a blast!

SdK · « **Reply #14 on:** September 28, 2015, 03:30:48 PM »

Apparently, WC08 and I have differing opinions with regards to defining "blast."

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 28, 2015, 03:34:57 PM »

Quote from: Sundance»¤«Kid on September 28, 2015, 03:30:48 PM

Apparently, WC08 and I have differing opinions with regards to defining "blast."

SdK · « **Reply #16 on:** September 28, 2015, 03:53:34 PM »

Pete · « **Reply #17 on:** September 28, 2015, 04:20:39 PM »

You guys remember that one time when I got stung by a bunch of hornets? That was terrible.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** September 28, 2015, 07:05:41 PM »

I apparently got wrecked by these oak mites that I just read about today itt and it is the worst experience of what, to date, has been an amazing life. I am actually considering BID every tree in my yard

Canary · « **Reply #19 on:** September 28, 2015, 09:21:28 PM »

Quote from: mocat on September 27, 2015, 06:17:00 PM

Quote from: Canary on September 27, 2015, 05:54:42 PM
Quote from: mocat on September 27, 2015, 03:43:15 PM
Quote from: memphis on September 27, 2015, 03:38:20 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on September 27, 2015, 02:02:06 PM

beans and cornbread?

The band?
I know someone in that band.

:wha:

Yep.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #20 on:** September 28, 2015, 10:27:31 PM »

You guys ever seen what happens to a bug bitten anteater? It's a train wreck. #uncircumcisedlife

star seed 7 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 28, 2015, 10:31:52 PM »

Tobias · « **Reply #22 on:** September 28, 2015, 10:33:50 PM »

bloodfart's netherregions are a train wreck

Bloodfart · « **Reply #23 on:** September 28, 2015, 10:44:24 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on September 28, 2015, 10:33:50 PM

bloodfart's netherregions are a train wreck

That may be but it isn't because I'm uncircumcised.

Mrs. Bf says she sees many 1st time moms bring their kids to the ER because little Johnny's peen got a bug bite. Says it looks like someone strapped an M-80 to it and let er rip.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #24 on:** September 28, 2015, 10:46:04 PM »

I have two enormous oak trees in my front yard. This summer has been hell.

I have like 20 of these bites on me right now.