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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2012, 05:48:12 PM »
The first time I met fatty we were talking about how we became EMAW. I told him about how my family all went to K-State and I grew up going to games, went to the last game in Ahearn, was named after Steve Henson, etc. He stared at me and goes "Jesus Christ, you were born with a silver spoon in your hand. Do you know the obstacles I had to overcome to become a K-State fan? My parents hated sports. I was BANNED from going to K-State games. I had to sneak out of the house to go! Stevesie60, you don't know how good you had it being EMAW."

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #51 on: March 03, 2012, 05:48:34 PM »
i like the mock slavery bill self threads.

i also like how ridiculously skilled some posters are here. they know what's coming, never fall in a trap and simply ambush other posters. SD is very good at this, so is fatty fat fat. it's a joy to watch.

i like poet warrior/rustyKSU's veiled meltdowns.

i dunno, i can go on for years but....


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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2012, 05:49:56 PM »
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had a good relationship with mr. mccarty in h.s.

this guy got me in trouble for my EMAW back during the 2000 season.

You see, the computers back then were on a network shared throughout the school. Thus, you can edit a file on a computer in...say..C-Hall, then go to a computer in A-hall and edit the same file. I took full advantage of this by making a cute MS-paint file, where I would announce my game predictions graphically. People could give their feedback on the same file. It was a real neat thing!

one day i got taken into mr. mccarty's office. he told me to delete the file as it violates some computer code.

get into your time machine and lets go to boulder 2006 for the cu-ksu game. W, baba and me are enjoying a free continental breakfast at the local ramada inn. In comes in mr. mccarty. the only reason this f*ck is there is because his brother is now a KSU football coach (o-line). My dad recognizes him and goes all baba on him (kk would know this). He then looks at me, I look at him.

At that moment he recognized the situation. mother f*cker.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2012, 05:50:27 PM »
The first time I met fatty we were talking about how we became EMAW. I told him about how my family all went to K-State and I grew up going to games, went to the last game in Ahearn, was named after Steve Henson, etc. He stared at me and goes "Jesus Christ, you were born with a silver spoon in your hand. Do you know the obstacles I had to overcome to become a K-State fan? My parents hated sports. I was BANNED from going to K-State games. I had to sneak out of the house to go! Stevesie60, you don't know how good you had it being EMAW."
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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #54 on: March 03, 2012, 05:51:56 PM »
MORE

MOCK HEADLINES MAKE ME HAPPY SO MUCH

DO THEM WELL TOO. USE RAKE'S TEMPLATE

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #55 on: March 03, 2012, 05:52:38 PM »
it's fun to be around people that care.

they cared. alot.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #56 on: March 03, 2012, 05:52:55 PM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #57 on: March 03, 2012, 05:54:01 PM »
this is like a ksufans throwback week. Miss mac.

no worries. goEMAW is here to save us all.


...sigh...

(just being a dramatic bitch, carry on)

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #58 on: March 03, 2012, 05:55:27 PM »
Alongside your 12 year old son, you're driving west on I-70 to the family farm. He's having second thoughts about being forced into EMAW. He starts to question you: bringing up the fact KSU is third tier, regarded as a bottom feeder in the big 12, has one of the worst football programs in history, is always in the shadow of KU hoops. Angry but calm, you roll up the windows and pull out your wildcat flag that has been flapping for hundreds of miles since exit 303. You gently put it on his lap and point to a silo with a gigantic powercat painted on, followed with the caption "Kansas State Country." You turn to your kid and say, "Son. This is why we are wildcats. Hard work, pride, the heart of this country. And if that's not enough for you, you can just move to California with your punk friends."

I think I am going to start bawling...

This is very special.
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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #59 on: March 03, 2012, 05:56:55 PM »
i'll go first

raising my hand above my head and clapping them together signalling a safety.

Sometimes when we are 4th and goal at the opponents one yard line, i will secretly hope we do not convert, just so i can urge the crowd to "get up" and do the safety-signal/clap combo.

It's quite a delight.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #60 on: March 03, 2012, 05:58:04 PM »
wearing football jerseys.

also, wearing their favorite team's shirt/jersey when going out in public.

Especially on vacation so they can have conversations about their favorite team that they can tell about to their white Midwestern friends.

wow. i find nothing more enjoyable in life that what you just described.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #61 on: March 03, 2012, 05:58:31 PM »

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #62 on: March 03, 2012, 05:59:39 PM »
1)He's big
2)His running skills are VERY GOOD! He proved this last year
3)He's a nice guy
4)He gives AMAZING! interviews.

Anyway, what if klein turns out to be amazing? I'm holding out hope that he's really friggin good. But if he was really good, i'm assuming we would have heard some "rumblings" from some sources, and i haven't heard much.

What do you guys think? Is there a chance? Or have i just taken too much nyquil again? hahah.  :D

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #63 on: March 03, 2012, 06:06:03 PM »
I've whipped this one out before, but it's simply too good to pass up.

Pease treaty not signed.

KSU, Pease run all over Jayhawks in 43-23 win.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #64 on: March 03, 2012, 06:06:35 PM »
have we ever played a game closer to the equator than the miami one?   :confused:

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #65 on: March 03, 2012, 06:07:33 PM »
have we ever played a game closer to the equator than the miami one?   :confused:

oh god, so good

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #66 on: March 03, 2012, 06:07:48 PM »
someone in the media should ask snyder if he's concerned about playing a game so close to the equator.

then if he fires back w/the aloha bowl we will all laugh like crazy.

can you imagine how amazing of a moment that would be?  :D

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #67 on: March 03, 2012, 06:08:19 PM »
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I assume at least 50% of the posts say we'll be okay because "The Legend" is coaching us, right?

1)He is a legend

2)Why won't you just leave them alone?  :confused:

Because they're going to kill us eventually.


no, it's the "i'm a ksu fan, but i won't nothing to do with the school or city" whorebags that will eventually kill us.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #68 on: March 03, 2012, 06:09:04 PM »
Hale After Night.



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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #69 on: March 03, 2012, 06:10:18 PM »
6:12 pm. You are standing in a PACKED LCBS stadium.

We defer the ball, kickoff, and it's 5 yards into the eku endzone. Jarrod Smith, their junior wr from san francisco community college, decides to bring it out (a couple of fans in the student section egged him on) he brings it out and meeting him at the 9 yard line is a wild alec herbec with more momentum than a proton in an accelerator thingy. Herbec destroys him and the crowd just goes nuts.

Then, the PA announcer signals the defense on the field and out runs out the lynch mob of 2011. You cannot hold you excitement so you turn around, and scream for everyone to go "OOOHHHHHHHAAAAA"

and you know what? at least 20 % of those people join in. And twenty percent ain't bad.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #70 on: March 03, 2012, 06:11:21 PM »
Tony Madison's big play vs. KU in a losing effort in 04.

fatty went nuts after this play.

Such a sad sad day. But you know what?

I'm sure my good friend BMWjayhawk has good memories of that day.

And it's nice to know my friend enjoyed that day.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #71 on: March 03, 2012, 06:11:35 PM »
6:12 pm. You are standing in a PACKED LCBS stadium.

We defer the ball, kickoff, and it's 5 yards into the eku endzone. Jarrod Smith, their junior wr from san francisco community college, decides to bring it out (a couple of fans in the student section egged him on) he brings it out and meeting him at the 9 yard line is a wild alec herbec with more momentum than a proton in an accelerator thingy. Herbec destroys him and the crowd just goes nuts.

Then, the PA announcer signals the defense on the field and out runs out the lynch mob of 2011. You cannot hold you excitement so you turn around, and scream for everyone to go "OOOHHHHHHHAAAAA"

and you know what? at least 20 % of those people join in. And twenty percent ain't bad.

my god

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #72 on: March 03, 2012, 06:12:33 PM »
Tony Madison's big play vs. KU in a losing effort in 04.

fatty went nuts after this play.

Such a sad sad day. But you know what?

I'm sure my good friend BMWjayhawk has good memories of that day.

And it's nice to know my friend enjoyed that day.

holy crap

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #73 on: March 03, 2012, 06:12:40 PM »
instead of shortening snyder to snyds he would shorten it to synds

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #74 on: March 03, 2012, 06:12:46 PM »
Anyone else disappointed they didn't go the pissclams route of having a stationary avatar?

i mean, think about it. when you think captaincrap, you think of elite posts, and that elite arrested development puppet avatar.

when you think pissclams, a certain image forms in your head. it's elite, tradtional and speeks to his values.

I guess having such a transient avatar makes me very shallow. It's definitely a regret.  :frown: