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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2012, 05:17:25 PM »
Alongside your 12 year old son, you're driving west on I-70 to the family farm. He's having second thoughts about being forced into EMAW. He starts to question you: bringing up the fact KSU is third tier, regarded as a bottom feeder in the big 12, has one of the worst football programs in history, is always in the shadow of KU hoops. Angry but calm, you roll up the windows and pull out your wildcat flag that has been flapping for hundreds of miles since exit 303. You gently put it on his lap and point to a silo with a gigantic powercat painted on, followed with the caption "Kansas State Country." You turn to your kid and say, "Son. This is why we are wildcats. Hard work, pride, the heart of this country. And if that's not enough for you, you can just move to California with your punk friends."

I think I am going to start bawling...

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2012, 05:18:02 PM »
great thread. 

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2012, 05:19:06 PM »
Alongside your 12 year old son, you're driving west on I-70 to the family farm. He's having second thoughts about being forced into EMAW. He starts to question you: bringing up the fact KSU is third tier, regarded as a bottom feeder in the big 12, has one of the worst football programs in history, is always in the shadow of KU hoops. Angry but calm, you roll up the windows and pull out your wildcat flag that has been flapping for hundreds of miles since exit 303. You gently put it on his lap and point to a silo with a gigantic powercat painted on, followed with the caption "Kansas State Country." You turn to your kid and say, "Son. This is why we are wildcats. Hard work, pride, the heart of this country. And if that's not enough for you, you can just move to California with your punk friends."

I think I am going to start bawling...

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2012, 05:19:18 PM »
Whether you are celebrating on the plains of kansas, or the mountains of north carolina, sit back and have a cold one today and be proud of yourself. you are a cat football fan, and there is nothing better on the earth.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2012, 05:20:51 PM »
oh my. no weaknesses w/that video. none.  :frown:

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2012, 05:21:20 PM »
we are born to be treated like this. i hate elitist kstaters. if you want to be elite, disassociate yourself with kansas state university immediately.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2012, 05:21:59 PM »
great topic.

mine: alameda county. after a gs warrior game, i ask the jersey vendor to give me two XL "cartier martin" jerseys on my wife's visa. the vendor informs me they don't sell any, and i quickly reply, "well, you guys must not be interested in selling many gs warrior jerseys then. sheesh."

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2012, 05:22:44 PM »
Alongside your 12 year old son, you're driving west on I-70 to the family farm. He's having second thoughts about being forced into EMAW. He starts to question you: bringing up the fact KSU is third tier, regarded as a bottom feeder in the big 12, has one of the worst football programs in history, is always in the shadow of KU hoops. Angry but calm, you roll up the windows and pull out your wildcat flag that has been flapping for hundreds of miles since exit 303. You gently put it on his lap and point to a silo with a gigantic powercat painted on, followed with the caption "Kansas State Country." You turn to your kid and say, "Son. This is why we are wildcats. Hard work, pride, the heart of this country. And if that's not enough for you, you can just move to California with your punk friends."

I think I am going to start bawling...

my god

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2012, 05:25:01 PM »

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2012, 05:25:33 PM »
He was and always will be the definition of EMAW.


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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2012, 05:27:47 PM »
s40 getting lots of miles though.
You and the wife going?  How's operation Easy Bake Oven going?

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« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2012, 05:27:52 PM »
Great thread.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2012, 05:34:20 PM »
for the love of janerio spurlock. What the f*ck is happening to my fav hoops team?

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2012, 05:36:02 PM »
We are our biggest fans. without us, we have no one.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2012, 05:38:54 PM »
When those ou fans made that sign at a bball game a couple years ago.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2012, 05:40:33 PM »
I hate the Every Man A Wildcat video chant.  makes me want to get a degree from a different uni.

it's a complete lack of comprehension of what encompasses emaw. dumbasses.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2012, 05:41:36 PM »
I'll start:

i am fatty fat fat. and I love cat hoops. while i am very happy we are very good now, i am wondering...why? will it end? i hope it doesn't end soon. but, why have we been such better team? is it fluke? or...new offense? underwood?

I know, lots of thoughts. but alas, this is simply the mind of a cat hoops fanaTIC!

CATS!

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2012, 05:42:40 PM »
emaw doesn't mean "every man a wildcat"

f*cking idiots.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2012, 05:43:28 PM »
"I'm going to my room. All I want to do is make kstate highlight videos. Get out of my life!!"

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2012, 05:44:11 PM »
Thanks guys.


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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2012, 05:45:29 PM »
it may not be the best school academically (actually, it's complete garbage) but good luck to them.

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you deserve more credit than i give you. fantastic post.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2012, 05:47:08 PM »
well, not really. i mean, do we really require youtubes to keep us going while we are already going? newtons 2nd law or something (ching?)


Do you know how exponents work?  youtubes are exponents to my emaw.

goodness gracias tortuga. not even a ward hall control rod can contain your emaw.

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2012, 05:47:28 PM »
So much you could put in this thread. Dude was the master of headlines and troll-y video titles. He would have weird random lash-outs at random times that I always considered jokes and subsequently lol'd at. And also, one aspect of him that has been overlooked is that in addition to him being EMAW to the core, he also was an MHS Indh to the core, too. 

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Re: crap I'm going to miss about Fats
« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2012, 05:48:04 PM »
Well done, Pete.