I will willingly give $1000 of my own money to make this happen.
Better yet, let's pull a Huggins aka we convince Bob S. or someone like that to come coach KSU. We keep this hush hush and let said stud coach recruit studs to come play for him while not on staff so he can recruit whatever studs he chooses however he chooses, including stud players from other teams.
Then when they all get here we throw a big party and kick everyone's asses!
Also, mods move to Venzy or similar thread.