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"CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« on: September 25, 2018, 11:05:41 AM »
power to the people.  we have a vote and we have a voice.  we have the power, not wefald and taylor.

i'm organizing a "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend's HOME game against texas in reference to getting snyder canned ASAP.  the idea is that the entire stadium chants "CAN HIS ASS" in unison for the entire 1st and 3rd quarters.  i want the chant to be picked up nationally and this game is on FS1 but hopefully those at home will be able to hear us and chant it around the globe.

during the entire 2nd and 4th quarters, the whole stadium needs to chant "BILL AND SEAN MUST GO!"  if we continue to chant these two chants every game, the administration will be put on notice.  because if they don't act, then we can start chanting their names to be fired too.

regardless, we need to CAN HIS ASS.


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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2018, 11:10:27 AM »
How many fans do you have on board and are you handing out flyers before the big day?


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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2018, 11:12:36 AM »
What do I tell my 6 yr old when 50 thousand ksu wildcats are assaulting his aural cavities with senseless profanity in the first and third quarters?

Clean it up for family audiences and I'm in, but I can't be part of the current first and third quarter chants.
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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2018, 11:18:00 AM »
I'm not sure we've spent enough time talking about Snides doing what he does best, "chopping wood".  I mean this is what he does BEST!  I'm pretty sure come Saturday that I'll be putting this chant in the god damn wood chipper!  :fistpump:
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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2018, 11:19:09 AM »
Plane banners are far more effective
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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2018, 11:23:06 AM »
Plane banners are far more effective

Would donate.

Someone organize it.

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2018, 11:41:10 AM »
Plane banners are far more effective

I disagree.  I think 4 quarters of 50k people chanting in unison is more effective.

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2018, 11:44:06 AM »
What if we are winning? Will we sound stupid doing those chants if we're winning?

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2018, 11:49:57 AM »
Maybe if we're winning the game, the chant can be "START LOSING! START LOSING!" Then, once we're losing, we revert to "CAN HIS ASS!"

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2018, 11:52:30 AM »
This thread reminded me of the "FIRE COSH" sign that appeared during a game at Bramlage. Carry on.

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2018, 12:12:17 PM »
It needs a little more

‘Can his ass, eff ku’


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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2018, 12:14:39 PM »
"Hey hey, ho ho, the Snyder's have got to go"

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2018, 12:18:49 PM »
Doom doom doom on you and Snyder too


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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2018, 12:21:34 PM »
This is getting out of hand with everyone making up their own chants. But maybe things getting out of hand is what we really need.

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2018, 12:23:28 PM »
These are ideas for the parking lot before the game FWIW.

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2018, 12:26:10 PM »
can we change it to "butt" or "rear end"?  my kids are coming with me on Saturday and, while I'd like to have them participate, I do not condone swear words.


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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2018, 12:28:42 PM »
Can his rear end, eff ku


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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2018, 12:31:33 PM »
If we do a "CAN HIS ASS" chant, the band will stop playing and a prerecorded video of Snyder chastising everyone chanting will appear on the jumbotron.

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2018, 12:33:54 PM »
Maybe we should just accept our place as completely irrelevant in cfb and just enjoy the magic of 2012?

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2018, 12:35:13 PM »
Maybe we should just accept our place as completely irrelevant in cfb and just enjoy the magic of 2012?
I'm dedicating this season to just enjoying how shitty nebraska is.


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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2018, 12:38:01 PM »
Here's a chant for you, 


WE OWN TEXAS!!          WE OWN TEXAS!!      WE OWN TEXAS!!   WE OWN TEXAS!!
Look's like some of you have forgotten this one but I haven't.  I'll be the one in the crowd YELLING it over your dumb ones.  I won't tell you where I sit because I don't want to get "Ted Cruz'd"  smdh
Think I'll go start the, "We own the State of Texas"  thread.
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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2018, 12:39:02 PM »
Bring in your empty beer cans and jingle them instead of your keys at kickoff. 

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2018, 01:16:51 PM »
Maybe we could do like a "CAN HIS ASS/BRING BACK DANA ALTMAN" combo chant thing. You know, slip in another message while we've got their attention.

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Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2018, 01:18:17 PM »
i really don't want to shift gears off of the  "CAN HIS ASS" chant this late in the game.  thankfully i have connections on the cheer squad and the classy cats and they're going to help us get the "CAN HIS ASS" chant started and the "BILL AND SEAN MUST GO" chant going as well.  both the cheer and classy cat squads have been super helpful this week, #1Cat


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