Author Topic: HOW MUCH $$$ FOR SABAN??? (Read 3620 times)

chum1 · « **on:** September 22, 2018, 04:20:15 PM »

EVERYONE HAS THEIR PRICE!

chum1 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 22, 2018, 04:21:31 PM »

I'd still take Mack Brown too.

CHONGS · « **Reply #2 on:** September 22, 2018, 04:24:14 PM »

We missed or chance for Herm...but maybe Tony Romo wants to get into coaching?

Trim · « **Reply #3 on:** September 22, 2018, 04:25:15 PM »

$30m to start.

pissclams · « **Reply #4 on:** September 22, 2018, 04:43:15 PM »

get out the warchest

pissclams · « **Reply #5 on:** September 26, 2018, 09:17:12 AM »

does anyone have any concrete numbers about how much $ we have in our warchest? it's going to take a few bucks to get the big name coach that our program and fans deserve. is there any cash left after making the facility improvements though? i'm not sure. i certainly hope so but our college isn't pumping out guys like bill and melinda gates or zuckerburg for that matter, did that guy even go to college-? maybe the college of dork.

we need an infusion of cash and maybe the best way to get that cash is to go to silicon valley. opening a campus there for technology makes more sense than doing one in olathe of all places. hey bob, can you spare a hundred bucks for our warchest?

i guess the point i'm making is that we need to find an ample supply of cash to load of the warchest so that when CAN HIS ASS works this weekend, we have the cash supply to hire a saban type of coach.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #6 on:** September 26, 2018, 09:31:28 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 26, 2018, 09:17:12 AM

does anyone have any concrete numbers about how much $ we have in our warchest? it's going to take a few bucks to get the big name coach that our program and fans deserve. is there any cash left after making the facility improvements though? i'm not sure. i certainly hope so but our college isn't pumping out guys like bill and melinda gates or zuckerburg for that matter, did that guy even go to college-? maybe the college of dork.

we need an infusion of cash and maybe the best way to get that cash is to go to silicon valley. opening a campus there for technology makes more sense than doing one in olathe of all places. hey bob, can you spare a hundred bucks for our warchest?

i guess the point i'm making is that we need to find an ample supply of cash to load of the warchest so that when CAN HIS ASS works this weekend, we have the cash supply to hire a saban type of coach.

Have we heard from that guy on the East Coast that has all that dough ready to donate if Snyder goes away? I'd start there.

8manpick · « **Reply #7 on:** September 26, 2018, 09:36:55 AM »

Feel like Gruden set the standard. It’s gonna take $100 mil

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #8 on:** September 26, 2018, 09:46:37 AM »

Probably be cheaper to paint Alabama logos on all our facilities and then blindfold Saban and drop him off on campus.

pissclams · « **Reply #9 on:** September 26, 2018, 09:50:23 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on September 26, 2018, 09:36:55 AM

Feel like Gruden set the standard. It’s gonna take $100 mil

that will never happen

8manpick · « **Reply #10 on:** September 26, 2018, 09:56:51 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 26, 2018, 09:50:23 AM

Quote from: 8manpick on September 26, 2018, 09:36:55 AM
Feel like Gruden set the standard. It’s gonna take $100 mil

that will never happen

M$MW

MadCat · « **Reply #11 on:** September 26, 2018, 10:17:48 AM »

Quote from: Super PurpleCat on September 26, 2018, 09:46:37 AM

Probably be cheaper to paint Alabama logos on all our facilities and then blindfold Saban and drop him off on campus.

I think we need to build the Matrix so he thinks he's coaching at Alabama and living in Alabama...and then we secure his services with 50 billion matrix-bucks.

pissclams · « **Reply #12 on:** September 26, 2018, 10:37:00 AM »

we just don't have that type of cash in our warchest
why not?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 26, 2018, 10:41:30 AM »

Just wait until ksu-Olathe starts seeing some of that wahlburger cash

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #14 on:** September 26, 2018, 10:58:17 AM »

Quote from: MadCat on September 26, 2018, 10:17:48 AM

Quote from: Super PurpleCat on September 26, 2018, 09:46:37 AM
Probably be cheaper to paint Alabama logos on all our facilities and then blindfold Saban and drop him off on campus.

I think we need to build the Matrix so he thinks he's coaching at Alabama and living in Alabama...and then we secure his services with 50 billion matrix-bucks.

Sounds great, but the Agents Smiths we would hire would be high school level and couldn't dodge anything.

And Bill would insist on being The Architect.

Trim · « **Reply #15 on:** September 26, 2018, 11:00:28 AM »

"Hi bank, the mustang here. We need a loan of $100m to finish off an investment that's going to make us a bazillion dollars, send over the paperwork. T-Y."

Dig up Krause and have him get this done if needed.

_33 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 26, 2018, 01:26:57 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on September 26, 2018, 10:37:00 AM

we just don't have that type of cash in our warchest
why not?

Is our warchest big enough? That's the first question we need to ask. And if the answer is no then we need to pony up the cash for a bigger one.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 26, 2018, 02:00:14 PM »

If we need to buy a new war chest then everyone related to the war chest needs to be fired

pissclams · « **Reply #18 on:** September 26, 2018, 02:14:21 PM »

who is in charge of the damned warchest? it's gotta be amy button renz, no? who has the stones to hand her her walking papers damn it, no one probably

Trim · « **Reply #19 on:** September 26, 2018, 02:22:18 PM »

CAN HER ASS

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** September 26, 2018, 03:07:16 PM »

Carl nd Mary

meow meow · « **Reply #21 on:** September 26, 2018, 03:45:29 PM »

ICE HIS ASS

pissclams · « **Reply #22 on:** September 26, 2018, 04:03:03 PM »

meow meow · « **Reply #23 on:** September 26, 2018, 04:08:25 PM »

have Carl present Snyder with a warm af 20 oz grape ICE during the CTR coin toss. if Snyder takes a knee and slams that sumbitch, he can finish the season, if not, CAN HIS ASS!

nicname · « **Reply #24 on:** September 26, 2018, 07:21:54 PM »

$1,000 x 100,000 = $100,000,000.

There is no reason we cannot get any coach we want.