Author Topic: biscuits & gravy (Read 53684 times)

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #200 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:07:13 PM »

The key to B&G is good sausage.

slobber · « **Reply #201 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:10:21 PM »

@Spracne nobody said to never use ketchup. I only said that the use of ketchup was never

worthy.

Gonna win 'em all!

mocat · « **Reply #202 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:14:49 PM »

hey daris, if someone says "i don't like poop smeared all over my pizza" does that mean they eat pizza with no toppings on it at all?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #203 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:32:51 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on December 30, 2014, 03:01:56 PM

P.S.
Gravy doesn't make biscuits soggy.

i know and i'm really trying to hammer mocat for saying they do.

CHONGS · « **Reply #204 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:42:09 PM »

I like spaghetti, but no sauce because that makes the pasta soggy. <- you can use that one

mocat · « **Reply #205 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:43:38 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on December 30, 2014, 03:42:09 PM

I like spaghetti, but no sauce because that makes the pasta soggy. <- you can use that one

pasta and biscuits are apples and oranges. pasta is much denser and for gods sakes, it's cooked in water. do you cook biscuits in water? nope, probably because they would get soggy.

The Big Train · « **Reply #206 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:45:42 PM »

i dont put jelly on my PB&J because the bread is soggy after its been in my lunch pail too long

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #207 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:51:19 PM »

You guys inspired my lunch today. 3 yolks up and I pinched them with my bagel w/ cream chz. Also launched those bad boys into a yolk/ketchup/hot sauce mix that would make the girls go wild. Wow!

8manpick · « **Reply #208 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:54:56 PM »

Quote from: mocat on December 30, 2014, 03:43:38 PM

Quote from: Chingon on December 30, 2014, 03:42:09 PM
I like spaghetti, but no sauce because that makes the pasta soggy. <- you can use that one

pasta and biscuits are apples and oranges. pasta is much denser and for gods sakes, it's cooked in water. do you cook biscuits in water? nope, probably because they would get soggy.

Not water, but soup. I call them dumplings.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #209 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:57:05 PM »

CHONGS · « **Reply #210 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:01:48 PM »

CHONGS · « **Reply #211 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:02:10 PM »

that's mocat bee tee dub

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #212 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:17:44 PM »

i was going to go watch tv in my living room the other day and then realized that it was raining outside and didn't want to get soggy. #mocatmath

star seed 7 · « **Reply #213 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:22:42 PM »

I do eat sketti with no sauce

Also I like to put a light coating of jelly on my plain biscuits (blackberry or grape)

mocat · « **Reply #214 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:24:39 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on December 30, 2014, 03:54:56 PM

can't tell if that is emo's vomit stew, or maybe a prop from an indiana jones special effects death scene

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #215 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:29:43 PM »

Gravy and water are nothing alike. Maybe the problem is that mocat has never had a good sausage gravy for biscuits. A watery, crappy gravy would be terrible on biscuits.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #216 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:31:22 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on December 30, 2014, 02:10:48 PM

I occasionally will eat ketchup or a ketchup/tabasco melange on certain potato foodstuffs (fries, tots, etc). I will not apologize for that. Being snobby just for the sake of being snobby is ignorant.

Ketchup makes soggy taters.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #217 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:32:01 PM »

Maybe mocat sucks at making biscuits? He mocats the math up and adds the wrong amount of flour or something?

mocat · « **Reply #218 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:32:20 PM »

BISCUITS AND GRAVY ARE NOT SOGGY! SEE, LOOK AT THIS SPIELBERG BRAIN FLOATING AROUND IN MY GIZZARD BROTH!

mocat · « **Reply #219 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:33:28 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on December 30, 2014, 04:32:01 PM

Maybe mocat sucks at making biscuits? He mocats the math up and adds the wrong amount of flower or something?

roses really smell like poo poo. do not want.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #220 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:33:58 PM »

Weird edit to my post.

The Big Train · « **Reply #221 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:36:15 PM »

this revelation today with mocat and B&G is quite concerning

mocat · « **Reply #222 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:37:19 PM »

8mp had to post a photo from the toilet in defense of biscuits and gravy. let that sink in for a minute (or until soggy)

puniraptor · « **Reply #223 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:43:51 PM »

Quote from: mocat on December 30, 2014, 04:37:19 PM

8mp had to post a photo from the toilet in defense of biscuits and gravy. let that sink in for a minute (or until soggy)

that was a defense of biscuits cooked in water

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #224 on:** December 30, 2014, 04:46:38 PM »

I bet mocat has only had school lunch B&G. Those got soggy at my school, too. I think it is because the biscuits started out hard as a rock, and the gravy was about as thick as a glass of milk.

Author Topic: biscuits & gravy (Read 53684 times)

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