I was in the bathroom this morning rocking the usual morning pee. Mid-stream I hear the door slam and feet shuffle in to the stall next to the urinal I was at. This dude blasted a shart and I started laughing and lost control of my stream. I got a little splash back on the dude's loafers.
In a meeting later that morning, I saw that those loafers belonged to my clinical director. I know that he knows but can't talk about it. Could be a long week next week.