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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2015, 08:58:13 AM »
sonofdaxjones ?@sonofdaxjones  40m40 minutes ago
@GPCwallace Ryan Wallace, sometimes correct recruiting "expert", full time law enforcement/campus security expert.  Who knew?

forgot full time DJamer

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2015, 08:58:33 AM »
Are you sworn to secrecy rick? give us the deets.

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2015, 08:59:35 AM »


 :'bye cruel world:
This was far and away the dumbest post ever by a GPC staff member, and that's quite the accomplishment. I'm glad The Animal mushed him right in his face.

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2015, 09:01:26 AM »
Felt like a snow day this morning
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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2015, 09:02:03 AM »
can we post the animals response, please?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2015, 09:03:55 AM »

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Campus Lockdown
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2015, 09:07:51 AM »
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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2015, 09:12:47 AM »
I'm okay guys....  Thanks for caring...

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2015, 09:16:47 AM »
can we post the animals response, please?

For those of us #blessed enough to be blocked by Wally and The Animal

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2015, 09:20:57 AM »

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2015, 09:22:22 AM »

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2015, 09:27:08 AM »
"TWO PEOPLE WITH GUNS?! Well that should like take TWICE as long to catch. My bad!"
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2015, 09:27:35 AM »
OK K-State President, stand down.  GPC Wally has retracted his previous statement.  ALL CLEAR, BOYS!


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2015, 09:30:15 AM »
God damn wally gpc is in rooins

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2015, 09:39:39 AM »
Wally knows that "number of guns" to "time it takes to catch the people" is in exponential curve.

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Re: Campus Lockdown (and Ryan Wallace humiliates himself)
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2015, 09:46:37 AM »
I thought wally left gpc to start an actual real job (non DJamer related)?

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Re: Campus Lockdown
« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2015, 10:05:56 AM »
Wally knows that "number of guns" to "time it takes to catch the people" is in exponential curve.

Does it matter if it is one guy with many guns or many people each with one gun?

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Re: Campus Lockdown (and Ryan Wallace humiliates himself)
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2015, 10:07:06 AM »

So was the guy caught or is he just laying low in the backrooms of McCain?  Be careful out there guys

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Re: Campus Lockdown (and Ryan Wallace humiliates himself)
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2015, 10:09:55 AM »
"hey wally- there are three guys on campus. one guy has one gun and a knife. the second guy has two guns. the third guy has three guns, a grenade and is a brown belt in taikwondo. how long should it take the police to catch all three and declare campus safe?"

"just a second. let me get my calculator and i'll give you the exact answer."-wally

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Re: Campus Lockdown (and Ryan Wallace humiliates himself)
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2015, 10:10:41 AM »
lol

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Re: Campus Lockdown (and Ryan Wallace humiliates himself)
« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2015, 10:35:34 AM »
Rowdy boy is a top poster on this website


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Re: Campus Lockdown (and Ryan Wallace humiliates himself)
« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2015, 10:45:55 AM »
If someone said to me "Do you want to punch Ryan Wallace in the face as hard as you can while we hold him still?"  I would say "yes".

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