If we ever want anything resembling DOD, we need good, hot headed coaches with knocked up girlfriends, cocaine issues and angry neighbors. Who are willing to tell recruits anything they want to hear, and willing to embark on days long cocaine fueled recruiting odyssey's that literally have them camped out in their cars in front of schools, houses, apartments . . . accosting stud recruits with wild eyed cocaine and energy drink fueled gibberish, unrelenting until the kid has no other choice but to say yes . . . whatever it takes, and then some.
This does not qualify.