When I was at another college, I worked for a rancher, and he used a large animal vet in town, like right by a residential area. One day, we brought a prize bull into the vet because he wasn't being effective at inseminating the cows in the herd. We got the bull into a branding chute, and the vet ran an electric stimulator into the bull's anus to stimulate him to erection (uses a low voltage shock that does something to make their dong descend and shoot spunk), and held a thermos under the bull to get a sample of his spunk. We turned around and their were two really old ladies watching the procedure, and the vet pulled the stimulator out and held it in the air and asked the old ladies if they wanted to try it at home. They turned around and walked away really fast.
