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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #450 on: January 07, 2013, 03:35:00 PM »
fanning, who do you want sean to bone the most?


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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #451 on: January 07, 2013, 04:58:40 PM »
fanning, who do you want sean to bone the most?
I'll know more tonight, but off the top of my head: Diana, Jackie, Lauren (journalist), Lindsay, and Selma. I hope they get the most amount of bangs, 'clams.

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« Reply #452 on: January 07, 2013, 07:29:06 PM »
Diana has 2 trophies

this other chick has one arm :o


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« Reply #453 on: January 07, 2013, 07:32:47 PM »
ok Leslie has frog in her but not as bad as I thought



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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #454 on: January 07, 2013, 07:41:32 PM »
This is very bizarre to watch. :sdeek:

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #455 on: January 07, 2013, 07:45:10 PM »
Some of these girls need to reset their biological clocks. Because they are scaring him with their crazy.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #456 on: January 07, 2013, 07:47:05 PM »
How in the hell can I become a Jumbotron Operator?!?! :bait: :excited:

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #457 on: January 07, 2013, 07:52:31 PM »
mrs. hamburg is smitten. 
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #458 on: January 07, 2013, 07:59:13 PM »
How fast does LA Poker Dealer get dismissed?  Like tonight?  Also, chances ole one arm makes it to the final three on a wing and a prayer?

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #459 on: January 07, 2013, 08:02:24 PM »
A WEDDING DRESS!
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #460 on: January 07, 2013, 08:04:36 PM »
Snydes is the special guest :bill:

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #461 on: January 07, 2013, 08:08:29 PM »
Girl with wedding dress: "I just wanted to show you my crazy side!"

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #462 on: January 07, 2013, 08:10:14 PM »
Already on #teamdesiree

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #463 on: January 07, 2013, 08:10:27 PM »
Oh man Kace B!!!! :emawkid:

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« Reply #464 on: January 07, 2013, 08:39:00 PM »
the drunk sub teacher from ft. Leonard wood :D



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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #465 on: January 07, 2013, 08:39:45 PM »
This may have already been brought up, but is anybody else strangely aroused at the thought of a nice "nub-job" from the one-armed chick?

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #466 on: January 07, 2013, 08:44:30 PM »
Scary Smart and I went to middle school and high school with bachelorette Robyn Howard.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #467 on: January 07, 2013, 08:53:49 PM »
Sean or Bill?

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #468 on: January 07, 2013, 08:54:53 PM »
Tierra  :drool:

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #469 on: January 07, 2013, 09:01:51 PM »
DEEEETROOOOOOIT  BAAAAASKETBALLLLLLLL!

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #471 on: January 07, 2013, 09:03:38 PM »
Sean should have given Ashley P. a rose for pure entertainment purposes.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #472 on: January 07, 2013, 09:18:13 PM »
Sean should have given Ashley P. a rose for pure entertainment purposes.
What a mess. She's a 2 a.m. girl. Sean left those in Manhattan.

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« Reply #473 on: January 07, 2013, 09:22:48 PM »
Sean should have given Ashley P. a rose for pure entertainment purposes.
What a mess. She's a 2 a.m. girl. Sean left those in Manhattan.

Whatever, she will be great on "Bachelor Pad."
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #474 on: January 07, 2013, 09:26:48 PM »
Sean should have given Ashley P. a rose for pure entertainment purposes.
What a mess. She's a 2 a.m. girl. Sean left those in Manhattan.

Whatever, she will be great on "Bachelor Pad."
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