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I watched the last episode of this show, and it is so insufferably bad.
Quote from: hemmy on July 07, 2012, 06:47:22 PMI watched the last episode of this show, and it is so insufferably bad.it's because she sucks
QuoteSean (The Bachelorette, House), 10 points: The problem with Sean from The Bachelorette is that there is no problem with Sean from The Bachelorette. He is the super-handsome, All-American, blond, from a loving family, I’ll-routinely-chase-you-down-in-the-street-screaming-your-name-and-make-out-with-you (2 x 5 = 10 points) bro that every woman wants their daughter to bring home, but is a bad hang and boring in bed. When we saw him in his hometown — all beautiful and surrounded by greenery — my wife blurted, “He's too perfect. Is he like a volunteer fireman or something?” But she said, “Is he a volunteer fireman or something?” with the same tone of disgust people would use for, “Is he in an Estonian death-metal band or something?”I hope when Sean doesn’t get the final rose Emily levels with him, saying, “Look, Sean, you’re a great guy, you are everything I would ever ask for but I just don’t see us having a future. I can’t see you ditching a restaurant check with me … or farting on me. Sometimes a gal just needs a man who will dine and dash with her and fart on her. I hope you understand.”
Sean (The Bachelorette, House), 10 points: The problem with Sean from The Bachelorette is that there is no problem with Sean from The Bachelorette. He is the super-handsome, All-American, blond, from a loving family, I’ll-routinely-chase-you-down-in-the-street-screaming-your-name-and-make-out-with-you (2 x 5 = 10 points) bro that every woman wants their daughter to bring home, but is a bad hang and boring in bed. When we saw him in his hometown — all beautiful and surrounded by greenery — my wife blurted, “He's too perfect. Is he like a volunteer fireman or something?” But she said, “Is he a volunteer fireman or something?” with the same tone of disgust people would use for, “Is he in an Estonian death-metal band or something?”I hope when Sean doesn’t get the final rose Emily levels with him, saying, “Look, Sean, you’re a great guy, you are everything I would ever ask for but I just don’t see us having a future. I can’t see you ditching a restaurant check with me … or farting on me. Sometimes a gal just needs a man who will dine and dash with her and fart on her. I hope you understand.”
Quote from: Trim on July 06, 2012, 09:14:50 PMQuoteSean (The Bachelorette, House), 10 points: The problem with Sean from The Bachelorette is that there is no problem with Sean from The Bachelorette. He is the super-handsome, All-American, blond, from a loving family, I’ll-routinely-chase-you-down-in-the-street-screaming-your-name-and-make-out-with-you (2 x 5 = 10 points) bro that every woman wants their daughter to bring home, but is a bad hang and boring in bed. When we saw him in his hometown — all beautiful and surrounded by greenery — my wife blurted, “He's too perfect. Is he like a volunteer fireman or something?” But she said, “Is he a volunteer fireman or something?” with the same tone of disgust people would use for, “Is he in an Estonian death-metal band or something?”I hope when Sean doesn’t get the final rose Emily levels with him, saying, “Look, Sean, you’re a great guy, you are everything I would ever ask for but I just don’t see us having a future. I can’t see you ditching a restaurant check with me … or farting on me. Sometimes a gal just needs a man who will dine and dash with her and fart on her. I hope you understand.”Yeah, in insecure person like Emily probably would need to make up an excuse like that to belittle our perfect Sean. The reality would be, "Sean, I can't pick you because I know you are way too good for me and my snot nosed kid and you would dump me within the week."
Just as long as they don't bring in okcat's favorite cocktail waitress kellyinvegas.
LOL @ Sean sucking in bed guys
Quote from: mocat on July 09, 2012, 10:08:35 AMLOL @ Sean sucking in bed guysas a seasoned bachelor/bachelorette viewer, i can tell you guys that fantasy suite dates are going to be tonight. whoever's worst in bed gets dumped tonight!
Quote from: bringonthecats on July 09, 2012, 12:15:32 PMQuote from: mocat on July 09, 2012, 10:08:35 AMLOL @ Sean sucking in bed guysas a seasoned bachelor/bachelorette viewer, i can tell you guys that fantasy suite dates are going to be tonight. whoever's worst in bed gets dumped tonight!Didn't Emily decline to sex the bachelor when she was a contestant, out of respect for her daughter or something?
Quote from: Trim on July 09, 2012, 12:51:29 PMQuote from: bringonthecats on July 09, 2012, 12:15:32 PMQuote from: mocat on July 09, 2012, 10:08:35 AMLOL @ Sean sucking in bed guysas a seasoned bachelor/bachelorette viewer, i can tell you guys that fantasy suite dates are going to be tonight. whoever's worst in bed gets dumped tonight!Didn't Emily decline to sex the bachelor when she was a contestant, out of respect for her daughter or something?i believe you are correct
do they really sex each other on this show?
Quote from: michigancat on July 09, 2012, 04:56:54 PMdo they really sex each other on this show?absolutely.
They eff but it doesn't get filmed. JFC guys. You think Sean is going to throw on his best V-neck unless he is going to get some play? Please
welp, sean goes massive vag tease on her, great move sean, way to keep her guessing
