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I can't imagine being a contestant on the bachelorette, when the bachelorette is a total skank box with a kid. I mean, what the eff kind of "prize" is that?
I predict him taking the final 10-12 girls with him to a Cats game on the Bachelor.
"... will dump you like your old husband did."
Quote from: emawblast on July 03, 2012, 11:21:56 AM"... will dump you like your old husband did."Died in a plane crash.
He faked it.
Quote from: Trim on July 03, 2012, 12:58:18 PMHe faked it.Amazing the lengths some have to go to get away from an ex.
Quote from: TheCatFanSpeaks on July 03, 2012, 01:25:57 PMQuote from: Trim on July 03, 2012, 12:58:18 PMHe faked it.Amazing the lengths some have to go to get away from an ex.She wasn't an "ex" - she was a groupie he accidentally knocked up. He had no more intention of marrying her...
skinny jean Jeff sealed it by having a ranch and what appeared to be a rich family.
Didn't know where else to put this, but on top of the EMAW bachelor, Wilfred mentions Jordy Nelson in the latest episode of "Wilfred".
context/clip please
Quote from: Boom Roasted on July 03, 2012, 11:51:49 AMI predict him taking the final 10-12 girls with him to a Cats game on the Bachelor.
it'll be interesting to see the ABC national audience's reaction when he doesn't even stick out as good looking in our crowd.
Quote from: emawblast on July 06, 2012, 03:46:09 PMit'll be interesting to see the ABC national audience's reaction when he doesn't even stick out as good looking in our crowd.They will fudge it. If they can find him amongst the gorgeous people
Sean (The Bachelorette, House), 10 points: The problem with Sean from The Bachelorette is that there is no problem with Sean from The Bachelorette. He is the super-handsome, All-American, blond, from a loving family, I’ll-routinely-chase-you-down-in-the-street-screaming-your-name-and-make-out-with-you (2 x 5 = 10 points) bro that every woman wants their daughter to bring home, but is a bad hang and boring in bed. When we saw him in his hometown — all beautiful and surrounded by greenery — my wife blurted, “He's too perfect. Is he like a volunteer fireman or something?” But she said, “Is he a volunteer fireman or something?” with the same tone of disgust people would use for, “Is he in an Estonian death-metal band or something?”I hope when Sean doesn’t get the final rose Emily levels with him, saying, “Look, Sean, you’re a great guy, you are everything I would ever ask for but I just don’t see us having a future. I can’t see you ditching a restaurant check with me … or farting on me. Sometimes a gal just needs a man who will dine and dash with her and fart on her. I hope you understand.”
