The DACA masterpiece

[star seed 7]

Really makes you think 

[ChiComCat]

A Liberal and I decide we want to get a drink at Kites

I order $3 beer and throw $2 to the waitress as tip.
Lib is hungry, orders some dinner and a pitcher of beer.
We start talking and solving the worlds problems when Lib notices a friend at another table
Lib orders a few rounds for their party and any of their friends.  What started out as 8 people is suddenly 50.

When we finally leave, our tab is $2000.

Lib demands $1000 for half the bill.

Lib didn't like the wait staff, so I need to cover the mandatory %20 gratuity for parties of 10 or more. 
Lib agrees the wait staff did a great job, but one of the bartenders had an American flag shirt and therefore was a racist.

Libs card was declined, I have pay an additional $1000.


 

We do have a thread just for terrible facebook posts

[star seed 7]

So true

[Trim]

BURGERMANIA!

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Is and "undocumented immigrant" the same or different from an "illegal alien"???  What about a "dreamer" is that also an "illegal alien" or something different???

[Dugout DickStone]

Unlike democrats, republicans are actually willing to compromise. 1.8 million democrat voters for a border wall and immigration reform. That was always a non-starter for obama. without the wall, we go through this all again after another 30 years of declining wages for the poor. Democrats love the poor, and want to keep them that way.

Folding on immigration to own the libs

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Is and "undocumented immigrant" the same or different from an "illegal alien"???  What about a "dreamer" is that also an "illegal alien" or something different???

I prefer "undocumented American." They're all the same thing - just different levels of virtue. I think the Dems have a pocket guide to all this stuff and it would helpful for them to share it.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Dreamers are illegal aliens, but not all illegal aliens are dreamers. Undocumented immigrants and illegal aliens are the same thing.

[Cire]

Dreamers have social security cards


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[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Unlike democrats, republicans are actually willing to compromise. 1.8 million democrat voters for a border wall and immigration reform. That was always a non-starter for obama. without the wall, we go through this all again after another 30 years of declining wages for the poor. Democrats love the poor, and want to keep them that way.

Folding on immigration to own the libs

It's the will of the people

[Phil Titola]

Americans are dreamers FSD...didn't you listen to dear leader?

[I_have_purplewood]

Americans are dreamers FSD...didn't you listen to dear leader?

Are they not?  Should their dreams be less of someone who doesn't live here?  Why is this so hard for people to fathom? offs

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

If we just called AIDS daisies everybody would want it.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Everyone is so rough ridin' stupid, you guys.

[Phil Titola]

Americans are dreamers FSD...didn't you listen to dear leader?

Are they not?  Should their dreams be less of someone who doesn't live here?  Why is this so hard for people to fathom? offs

I know...seems FSD missed that part of the speech

What about a "dreamer" is that also an "illegal alien" or something different???

[Rage Against the McKee]

Americans are dreamers FSD...didn't you listen to dear leader?

Are they not?  Should their dreams be less of someone who doesn't live here?  Why is this so hard for people to fathom? offs

The people born here absolutely should get their path to citizenship easier than immigrants. Good point, purplewood.

[LickNeckey]

Unlike democrats, republicans are actually willing to compromise. 1.8 million democrat voters for a border wall and immigration reform. That was always a non-starter for obama. without the wall, we go through this all again after another 30 years of declining wages for the poor. Democrats love the poor, and want to keep them that way.

"The discord highlights the challenge GOP leaders face in trying to forge a deal on immigration. In the House, conservatives have demanded a hard-line bill, with some arguing that the White House plan is too lenient on a path to citizenship. Rep. Mark Meadows (N.C.), the chairman of the hard-right House Freedom Caucus, said that conservatives remained opposed to any bill that provided dreamers with a “special pathway” to citizenship — including one based on the Trump framework."

doesn't have the support of the house.

[wetwillie]

So do we let non citizens fight in the armed forces? I thought I saw somewhere that someone had done two tours and then got deported. That's insane if true.

[star seed 7]

Assimilation tho

[sys]

So do we let non citizens fight in the armed forces?

yes, of course.

[wetwillie]

So do we let non citizens fight in the armed forces?

yes, of course.

Looks like around 8k annually but you have to have a green card.  I guess you can get fast tracked for citizenship by serving.

[LickNeckey]

or deployed and deported

[wetwillie]

or deployed and deported

It's a really bad look for sure

[bucket]

So do we let non citizens fight in the armed forces?

yes, of course.

I guess you can get fast tracked for citizenship by serving.

Not fast enough according to the deported veteran.

[renocat]

McCain.  Old brain dead contary bastard.  He is proposing a bill that leaves out border security.  Trump won't sign it, and it wouldn't pass the House.  He hates Trump, and thinks that he is saving America.  He is trying to kill any chance of resolution.  These people just want to fight and stroke their own self important egos.