Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions

[Pete]

Bob Barker is turning over in his grave

[wetwillie]

Lil lil is smiling from heaven

[Spracne]

I helped my gf once take care of a few orphaned kittens ("fostering") and every part of it was disgusting (this was done in an apartment). But the part that haunts me is I had to grab them by the skin of the back of their necks and inject them with some sort of antiviral drug (ringworm?). They screamed bloody murder every time. You also have to make cat food slurry and inject it into their throats while they fight you and most of it gets on their coats. It was a miserable experience.

[Dugout DickStone]

I helped my gf once take care of a few orphaned kittens ("fostering") and every part of it was disgusting (this was done in an apartment). But the part that haunts me is I had to grab them by the skin of the back of their necks and inject them with some sort of antiviral drug (ringworm?). They screamed bloody murder every time. You also have to make cat food slurry and inject it into their throats while they fight you and most of it gets on their coats. It was a miserable experience.

kids recently tried to convince me to "take in" a robin that had fallen from nest but couldn't fly.  I knew the total grossness and also hopelessness of it all so I told them the story that mom and dad robin were still around and if we touched it they would reject then we all went to duck donuts and came back later.  voila the baby robin was gone - mom and dad have swooped down and save it and definitely not a cat/fox casualty

[Spracne]

I helped my gf once take care of a few orphaned kittens ("fostering") and every part of it was disgusting (this was done in an apartment). But the part that haunts me is I had to grab them by the skin of the back of their necks and inject them with some sort of antiviral drug (ringworm?). They screamed bloody murder every time. You also have to make cat food slurry and inject it into their throats while they fight you and most of it gets on their coats. It was a miserable experience.

kids recently tried to convince me to "take in" a robin that had fallen from nest but couldn't fly.  I knew the total grossness and also hopelessness of it all so I told them the story that mom and dad robin were still around and if we touched it they would reject then we all went to duck donuts and came back later.  voila the baby robin was gone - mom and dad have swooped down and save it and definitely not a cat/fox casualty

Superb dad-lying.

[Dugout DickStone]

I helped my gf once take care of a few orphaned kittens ("fostering") and every part of it was disgusting (this was done in an apartment). But the part that haunts me is I had to grab them by the skin of the back of their necks and inject them with some sort of antiviral drug (ringworm?). They screamed bloody murder every time. You also have to make cat food slurry and inject it into their throats while they fight you and most of it gets on their coats. It was a miserable experience.

kids recently tried to convince me to "take in" a robin that had fallen from nest but couldn't fly.  I knew the total grossness and also hopelessness of it all so I told them the story that mom and dad robin were still around and if we touched it they would reject then we all went to duck donuts and came back later.  voila the baby robin was gone - mom and dad have swooped down and save it and definitely not a cat/fox casualty

Superb dad-lying.

Remember spracs, it's not a lie if you once believed it when you were a dumb kid.

[steve dave]

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[KST8FAN]

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I bet those little floppy eared freaks could clear a rock wall.


Tom

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[Katpappy]

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I bet those little floppy eared freaks could clear a rock wall.


Tom

All I see are small steaks. 

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[Stupid Fitz]

Other than being adorable, what's the purpose of a tiny cow? Tiny steaks and or sliders are not acceptable answers.

[pissclams]

Other than being adorable, what's the purpose of a tiny cow? Tiny steaks and or sliders are not acceptable answers.

they are bred solely for the purpose of being used as training animals for junior bull riders.  some say that there are parts of the world where children as young as 6 months begin learning the craft.

[PandaXpanda]

Other than being adorable, what's the purpose of a tiny cow? Tiny steaks and or sliders are not acceptable answers.

they are bred solely for the purpose of being used as training animals for junior bull riders.  some say that there are parts of the world where children as young as 6 months begin learning the craft.

This provided me with a smile.

[Spracne]

Other than being adorable, what's the purpose of a tiny cow? Tiny steaks and or sliders are not acceptable answers.

They surely don't have any commodity value, so I guess emotional support? I can't figure it out, myself.

[sys]

i'll take a dozen.

[star seed 7]

i'll take a dozen.

Congrats on the Jr bullriders on the way

[XocolateThundarr]

Other than being adorable, what's the purpose of a tiny cow? Tiny steaks and or sliders are not acceptable answers.

they are bred solely for the purpose of being used as training animals for junior bull riders.  some say that there are parts of the world where children as young as 6 months begin learning the craft.

What if I told you that is not totally inaccurate?  The bulls in this video are all fully grown....

https://youtu.be/KkY0D_yFiRw?feature=shared

I can only imagine how much better of a bull rider I would have been if these were around when I was younger.

[KST8FAN]

NBA shot clock
NFL play clock
MLB pitch clock

PBR needs a chute clock...


Tom

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[Dugout DickStone]

NBA shot clock
NFL play clock
MLB pitch clock

PBR needs a chute clock...


Tom

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Thats lame.  You are decreasing the chance a bull goes totally berserk and smashes the crap out of some kid from Chickasa

[XocolateThundarr]

NBA shot clock
NFL play clock
MLB pitch clock

PBR needs a chute clock...


Tom

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They have one.  I believe it has been in place since at least 2017.  Once the judges determine you've taken enough time, I believe you have 30 seconds to nod your head.  It is really tough with some bulls because they will lean and squat in the chute which makes it really tough to get a tight pull on your rope and get your legs down the side of em before the gate is opened.  There was more than one instance I had to nod and get into final position as the gate was opening. 

[steve dave]

XT has been waiting his entire message board existence for this opportunity to very subtly flex on all of us hoes. incredible.

[Dugout DickStone]

XT has been waiting his entire message board existence for this opportunity to very subtly flex on all of us hoes. incredible.

patient like Job

[KST8FAN]

I feel like the guy in the (rodeo) clown meme, right now.

So much hidden talent in this thread.


Tom

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