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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2015, 04:17:11 PM »
you just seem like more of a wildcatter, and I feel like she's going to declaw you  :frown:
If anything, her squawk blood is thinning out. We watched the whole K-State game over KU last night and she was totally fine with it.  :D

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2015, 04:17:50 PM »
Ha. I appreciate the concern. I know she's the one and it will be two years in May. I'd be lying if I said her family hasn't been hinting for this for quite sometime, but I feel good about it.

As a test, you should go get drunk at a bar that has a bunch of women at it. If you don't cheat on her then she is the one.

or just casually talk to them and if she doesn't get super jealy and pissed she's the one

My test was a test for Fanning, not a test for her. She isn't supposed to be present for my test.

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2015, 04:19:58 PM »
Ha. I appreciate the concern. I know she's the one and it will be two years in May. I'd be lying if I said her family hasn't been hinting for this for quite sometime, but I feel good about it.

As a test, you should go get drunk at a bar that has a bunch of women at it. If you don't cheat on her then she is the one.

or just casually talk to them and if she doesn't get super jealy and pissed she's the one

My test was a test for Fanning, not a test for her. She isn't supposed to be present for my test.
Can't I just get fixed so I won't be attracted to other girls anymore?  :dunno:

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2015, 04:21:33 PM »
Ha. I appreciate the concern. I know she's the one and it will be two years in May. I'd be lying if I said her family hasn't been hinting for this for quite sometime, but I feel good about it.

As a test, you should go get drunk at a bar that has a bunch of women at it. If you don't cheat on her then she is the one.

or just casually talk to them and if she doesn't get super jealy and pissed she's the one

My test was a test for Fanning, not a test for her. She isn't supposed to be present for my test.

yeah I understood, I didn't expect fanman to take a girl to bonetown in the bathroom of a bar while mrs wacky was ordering drinks outside for them.  simply proposing an alternative test since I assume they go out together more than separate.

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2015, 04:21:37 PM »
Once you have an idea on what cut she wants go to Swirk above Buca Di Peppo on the Plaza.  It is a small family owned store where you will be dealing with one of the owners.  I find it a much more enjoyable experience than dealing with the thousand dollar suits at Tivol or going to the goddamn mall.

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2015, 04:21:58 PM »
or just give her a tiny walmart ring.  If she doesn't throw it in your face and scream "I deserve better" she's the one.  Then you return it and buy her a nice one.
Mid thirties.  She is going to be ecstatic over any ring.
This isn't to be mean, either.  Just a comment on the mindset of ladies I know in similar sitchs.

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2015, 04:22:32 PM »
Ha. I appreciate the concern. I know she's the one and it will be two years in May. I'd be lying if I said her family hasn't been hinting for this for quite sometime, but I feel good about it.

As a test, you should go get drunk at a bar that has a bunch of women at it. If you don't cheat on her then she is the one.

or just casually talk to them and if she doesn't get super jealy and pissed she's the one

My test was a test for Fanning, not a test for her. She isn't supposed to be present for my test.
Can't I just get fixed so I won't be attracted to other girls anymore?  :dunno:

hypnosis maybe.

or just never go out ever again and work from home maybe  :dunno:

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2015, 04:24:40 PM »
Oh man.  :curse:

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2015, 04:28:10 PM »
my art major friend hand carved his art major wife a one of a kind engraved wooden engagement ring out of sandalwood or something. they are divorced now but she really really loved it.

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2015, 04:28:44 PM »
or just give her a tiny walmart ring.  If she doesn't throw it in your face and scream "I deserve better" she's the one.  Then you return it and buy her a nice one.
Mid thirties.  She is going to be ecstatic over any ring.
This isn't to be mean, either.  Just a comment on the mindset of ladies I know in similar sitchs.

Then she's the one.   If she tells him it's not big enough....oh boy.

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2015, 04:37:49 PM »
When she lived in Baltimore lofts downtown, she had a key to the top floor, and we'd sneak up there and have a picnic over looking the city. Her favorite building is right across from it in the open lot. I'm thinking about proposing there or at our usual spot on the roof of Baltimore lofts. Is that weak or pretty smooth?

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2015, 04:39:14 PM »
how are you going to get her up there without her knowing it's coming the whole time?

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2015, 04:40:35 PM »
Is it considered sneaking if you use a key that belongs to you?

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2015, 04:41:04 PM »
When she lived in Baltimore lofts downtown, she had a key to the top floor, and we'd sneak up there and have a picnic over looking the city. Her favorite building is right across from it in the open lot. I'm thinking about proposing there or at our usual spot on the roof of Baltimore lofts. Is that weak or pretty smooth?

That is great, WC.  dont listen to mocat.

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2015, 04:41:17 PM »
how are you going to get her up there without her knowing it's coming the whole time?

she is expecting it any second all day every day at this point

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2015, 04:41:56 PM »
Is it considered sneaking if you use a key that belongs to you?
It didn't belong to her. :)

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2015, 04:42:12 PM »
you should make plans with her to go up there beforehand, and she'll be looking forward to it all week. then the day of, you call her and tell her you think you left something in her car, and can she go see if it's there? and then she walks outside and boom, you're there on bended knee with your giant rock glistening in the sun. after the excitement subsides, you tell her obviously we're still on for sunset picnic tonight on top of mount baltimore. :fatty:

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2015, 04:42:29 PM »
how are you going to get her up there without her knowing it's coming the whole time?

she is expecting it any second all day every day at this point
Yeah, I don't know. Blind fold her?

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2015, 04:44:04 PM »
you should make plans with her to go up there beforehand, and she'll be looking forward to it all week. then the day of, you call her and tell her you think you left something in her car, and can she go see if it's there? and then she walks outside and boom, you're there on bended knee with your giant rock glistening in the sun. after the excitement subsides, you tell her obviously we're still on for sunset picnic tonight on top of mount baltimore. :fatty:
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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2015, 04:45:23 PM »
then the picnic is more of a celebration at a meaningful and beautiful location, instead of an awkward omg is he going to, is he not going to, type thing

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2015, 04:45:35 PM »
how are you going to get her up there without her knowing it's coming the whole time?

she is expecting it any second all day every day at this point
Yeah, I don't know. Blind fold her?

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2015, 04:46:29 PM »
I hope she doesn't google "help fanning find a ring" between now and July  :ohno:

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2015, 04:49:08 PM »
and somebody better break this to Willies Girl

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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2015, 04:53:14 PM »
I hope she doesn't google "help fanning find a ring" between now and July  :ohno:
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Re: Help fanning find a ring...
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2015, 05:04:53 PM »
you should make plans with her to go up there beforehand, and she'll be looking forward to it all week. then the day of, you call her and tell her you think you left something in her car, and can she go see if it's there? and then she walks outside and boom, you're there on bended knee with your giant rock glistening in the sun. after the excitement subsides, you tell her obviously we're still on for sunset picnic tonight on top of mount baltimore. :fatty:

i'm going to fly my drone over the loft and video tape the whole thing

also- wacky, i'm looking forward to saturday night bro!


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