Playing the Michigan Wolverines in a bowl game is like [blank]

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Getting a lap dance from Demi Moore

I was thinking more along the lines of Anne Margaret.  Guess that shows my age.

I had originally planned to use Raquel Welch, but didn't want the humor to be lost on the pre-pubescent crowd.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Slamming some brews with the other smart kids in class and then going outside and demolishing them at touch football.

[cDubya]

posting on the goEMAW blog from a TRS-80

 


(Posted, as always, from my BlackBerry 9930)

[BostonPancake]

Putting your penis to sleep in a feather bed.

[Cartierfor3]

Getting to McDonald's to order a sausage egg mcmuffin, a breakfast burrito, a large OJ, and extra hash browns, and you realize its 10:38 and thye are already serving lunch. But then the guy working the counter says he has 2 sausage biscuits left that are just gonna get tossed anyway so you're just like whatever I'll eat the old sausage biscuits and get a Diet DP and maybe a shamrock shake. But then you realize shamrock shake is out of season so you get those holiday pies.

[MadCat]

Milf sandwich

[Katpappy]

Milf sandwich

... and a salad. 
































with muff pie. 
















but no noodles. 

[Lucas Scoopsalot]

what the eff?

[HerrSonntag]

this noble thread has taken a turn for the non sequitur.

[purplehaze]

visiting Rome and trying to appreciate the former greatness, but the ruins are so dilapidated that it's almost impossible to imagine.

[Matt Siebrant's Left Hand]

having a crush on a fairly attractive chick who's not too hot but not an eye soar either only to find out she has a boyfriend that's really smart like a pilot and doctor or something but is paralyzed from the waist down.

[bones129]

visiting Rome and trying to appreciate the former greatness, but the ruins are so dilapidated that it's almost impossible to imagine.

Must be like visiting KU's Memorial Stadium...but without the former greatness.