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NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« on: April 05, 2011, 09:03:16 PM »
Alright, so for school i need to write 3 poems about a theme, my theme is basketball.. i've already done 2 and i want to do a peom about my main man Jacob Pullen.. ANYONE WANNA HELP?:)
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 09:04:13 PM »
do your own homework
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2011, 09:05:49 PM »
Quote from: Cackle on April 05, 2011, 09:04:13 PM
do your own homework

no, thanks.. i've already done 2 and i want this one to be a good one. If no one gives me and ideas i will so you can SMH
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2011, 09:10:58 PM »
Adorable Jake
All time leading scorer wow
Fear the beard and stuff
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2011, 09:11:49 PM »
Quote from: _33 on April 05, 2011, 09:10:58 PM
Adorable Jake
All time leading scorer wow
Fear the beard and stuff

great start... may be used  :drool:
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2011, 09:16:23 PM »
You are a horrible sock.

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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2011, 09:21:26 PM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on April 05, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
You are a horrible sock.



Sir, you are not that swift.  :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2011, 09:35:58 PM »
Quote from: SwiftCat on April 05, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
You are a horrible sock.



I could not agree more.
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2011, 09:39:05 PM »
Quote from: wildcatnation7 on April 05, 2011, 09:05:49 PM
Quote from: Cackle on April 05, 2011, 09:04:13 PM
do your own homework

no, thanks.. i've already done 2 and i want this one to be a good one. If no one gives me and ideas i will so you can SMH

So you can shake my head?
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2011, 09:42:35 PM »
Quote from: 8manpick on April 05, 2011, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: wildcatnation7 on April 05, 2011, 09:05:49 PM
Quote from: Cackle on April 05, 2011, 09:04:13 PM
do your own homework

no, thanks.. i've already done 2 and i want this one to be a good one. If no one gives me and ideas i will so you can SMH

So you can shake my head?

no silly, shoot my hand!
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 10:28:46 PM »
Jake scored thirty eight
The rest of the team blow ass
eff You Wisconsin
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2011, 10:45:38 PM »
Youre not the real WildcatNation,
Pickup a new hobby,
Maybe masturbation?
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2011, 10:51:51 PM »
Jake is super great
He passes great and shoots great
Dillards licks my taint
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2011, 11:00:30 PM »
Quote from: WildcatNation on April 05, 2011, 10:45:38 PM
Youre not the real WildcatNation,
Pickup a new hobby,
Maybe masturbation?
 :ck:


never said i was??? maybe thats why i put a 7 at the end...  :dunno:
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2011, 11:06:53 PM »
Quote from: WildcatNation on April 05, 2011, 10:45:38 PM
Youre not the real WildcatNation,
Pickup a new hobby,
Maybe masturbation?
 :ck:


Warm up the haiku police  :horrorsurprise:
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2011, 11:11:22 PM »
Must it be a haiku?

Jake is the greatest
EMAW Nation loves him lots
Love when he makes shotz
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2011, 11:26:29 PM »
We used to have loads of haiku threads on ksufans.  Most people didn't know that ksufans was a pretty well known underground poetry slam sight.

You can prolly find a few doozy here if you know where to look

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=482.0

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=799.0
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2011, 01:04:33 AM »
There once was bearded point guard
Who made all K-State fans go hard
He scored tons of points
And smoked tons of joints
And now has a Dillards gift card
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2011, 01:31:46 AM »
oh dearest j pullz
marched the cats into madness
tought me to dougie
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2011, 03:05:30 AM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on April 06, 2011, 01:04:33 AM
There once was bearded point guard
Who made all K-State fans go hard
He scored tons of points
And smoked tons of joints
And now has a Dillards gift card
i like
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2011, 06:42:27 AM »
jacob pullen is a man
when he had to he took a stand
we are not going to the nit today
because we've harder then flavor flav
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2011, 10:29:28 AM »
3 star stink
ain't even mad
crossover, stepback
feel my swag

tunnel dance mc
dougie witchya girl
Jimmer Freddette?
obscure like Steve Earl

I got that 5 finger discount
After handshake promises
Let CK finish drives
like D-Train Thomas's

Steady with the stone
Chicago is my home
Hat town is my lover
All take cover
better tell all you mothers
More Lethal than Danny Glover
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2011, 10:30:46 AM »
Quote from: Tortuga on April 06, 2011, 10:29:28 AM
3 star stink
ain't even mad
crossover, stepback
feel my swag

tunnel dance mc
dougie witchya girl
Jimmer Freddette?
obscure like Steve Earl

I got that 5 finger discount
After handshake promises
Let CK finish drives
like D-Train Thomas's

Steady with the stone
Chicago is my home
but Manhattan is my lover
All take cover
tell all you mothers
More Lethal than Danny Glover

I got goosebumps
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2011, 11:23:53 AM »
here jake sits
his cheeks are flexin
he's squeezing out
another texan (horns down)
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Re: NEED A JACOB PULLEN POEM
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2011, 11:30:30 AM »
Jake Pullen be bad
made old man Brady cry big tears
with rest of hock nation
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