I would open a sports bar, and just show KSU games. I would throw people out who cheered for the opposing teams.
It would be cool if menu items were named after goEMAW posters.
Poet Warrior's Angelfood Cake Bites
Trim's Meatball Sub
DLew's D-Lightful Shrimp Fajitas
Mr. Bread's Garlic Bread
Winters Wonderful Fish 'N Chips
etc.
And you'd train your staff, that anytime someone orders the same thing someone else at their table already ordered to say "Nice order Luke"
Oh and the place would be called Fatty's.