Author Topic: FIGHT ADVICE (Read 6339 times)

slobber · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2016, 10:02:21 AM »

I was once told "throw the two most important punches...the first and the last." That's pretty badass advice, don't you think? Seems to mirror what emo said.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2016, 10:07:06 AM »

@dobbs a sage once told me "when in a fight, hit first and hit hard."

ChiComCat · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2016, 10:15:06 AM »

Pick your opponent, don't let your opponent pick you. Find a kid you can beat and fight him earlier in the day. You get sent home 1-0

BushBlister · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2016, 11:02:24 AM »

Quote from: ChiCat on May 17, 2016, 10:15:06 AM

Pick your opponent, don't let your opponent pick you. Find a kid you can beat and fight him earlier in the day. You get sent home 1-0
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i got to be honest imnot sure that kid exists

slobber · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2016, 11:08:15 AM »

Quote from: BushBlister on May 17, 2016, 11:02:24 AM

Quote from: ChiCat on May 17, 2016, 10:15:06 AM
Pick your opponent, don't let your opponent pick you. Find a kid you can beat and fight him earlier in the day. You get sent home 1-0
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i got to be honest imnot sure that kid exists
Post an age appropriate pic of the celebrity you most look like. Then, I'll post an age appropriate pic of a celebrity that you could beat up. Lastly, you find a person in your school that looks like the celebrity I post a picture of and you kick their ass.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2016, 11:08:44 AM »

Last day of school, huh? Sounds like you're getting sick.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2016, 11:14:02 AM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on May 15, 2016, 02:24:39 PM

Biting is very effective at making people stop but you can't half-ass it, you have to clamp down with the intent to tear all the way through.

Did you learn this when you tried to fight that dog at kickball?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2016, 12:02:47 PM »

I hope this helps.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Fist

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #33 on:** May 17, 2016, 12:25:20 PM »

You could go to the pool with your new best bud, empty out that fanny pack full of sand on the side of the pool and turn it into a beach.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #34 on:** May 17, 2016, 12:44:20 PM »

Bushblister, you should watch the movie Three O'Clock High. Not only is it an awesome underrated flick, but it will also give you several strategies for attempting to get out of a fight.

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #35 on:** May 18, 2016, 12:25:25 PM »

Don't be scared.

Fight him. Everyone should get their ass kicked at least once in their life. Also, if anyone has been in multiple fights and claimed they've never gotten their ass kicked then they are lying to you.

Let us know once you get beat up.

BushBlister · « **Reply #36 on:** May 19, 2016, 06:23:51 AM »

i like the idea of skipping school that day but were having a homeroom party and im supposed to bring chips also i was thinking about asking out this girl named starla for the movies on the last day because if she says no and then i get beat up its like hey, i was already having a bad day anyway but if she says yes then i get beat up its like, hey i got beat up but at least i get to go see captain amarica with a girl THOUGHTS????

OK_Cat · « **Reply #37 on:** May 19, 2016, 07:07:06 AM »

What if Starla doesn't like guys who get in fights?

BushBlister · « **Reply #38 on:** May 19, 2016, 07:42:41 AM »

THAN CORDELL DOESNT EVEN STAND A CHANCE WITH HER!!!!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 19, 2016, 08:19:04 AM »

Have you seen dazed and confused, 'blister? Some great advice on how to avoid an ass whipping in that movie.

slobber · « **Reply #40 on:** May 19, 2016, 08:49:24 AM »

When Cordell comes running at you, use his momentum to throw him in a body slam like on The Goldbergs last night. If you missed The Goldbergs last night, then I am sorry....T's & P's

BushBlister · « **Reply #41 on:** May 19, 2016, 08:57:27 AM »

Quote from: slobber on May 17, 2016, 11:08:15 AM

Quote from: BushBlister on May 17, 2016, 11:02:24 AM

Post an age appropriate pic of the celebrity you most look like. Then, I'll post an age appropriate pic of a celebrity that you could beat up. Lastly, you find a person in your school that looks like the celebrity I post a picture of and you kick their ass.

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:07:19 AM »

I get why he wants to beat you up now.

BushBlister · « **Reply #43 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:40:16 AM »

your a dang jerk and your not helping!!!! no one asked 4 your opinion ANYWAYS!!!! i dont know many celebritys and dont even know who that guy is i just googled chubby middle school celebrity and thats what came up no need to be a JERK!!!! and that guy doesnt even really look like me ANYWAYS!!!

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #44 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:42:18 AM »

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bushblister lookalike but a little less awesome.jpg

Does this mean BushBlister is a little less awesome than the guy in the pic or the guy in the pic is a little less awesome than BB?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:48:58 AM »

Quote from: BushBlister on May 19, 2016, 09:40:16 AM

your a dang jerk and your not helping!!!! no one asked 4 your opinion ANYWAYS!!!! i dont know many celebritys and dont even know who that guy is i just googled chubby middle school celebrity and thats what came up no need to be a JERK!!!! and that guy doesnt even really look like me ANYWAYS!!!

That guy is one of the most annoying little shits in the history of time. https://www.youtube.com/andymilonakis

slobber · « **Reply #46 on:** May 19, 2016, 10:05:18 AM »

Find this kid at your school and kick his ass..

Winters · « **Reply #47 on:** May 19, 2016, 10:10:23 AM »

I've never lost a fight that I chokeslammed someone. Maybe do that.

slobber · « **Reply #48 on:** May 19, 2016, 10:18:43 AM »

It's

versus

in a death match beat down. No holds barred. Who wins?

BushBlister · « **Reply #49 on:** May 20, 2016, 02:02:56 PM »

cordell is a friggin jerk I was walking through the commons after lunch and he said SUH DOO or something like that and punched me in the collarbone

I told the lunchroom super visor and he asked Cordell and Cordell said it was like a playful lunch punch and he was just saying what's up but playful or not it made me fall down and hurt like a ****!!!!!! and he didn't even get in trouble for it I thought that was the cool super visor but apparently not this is going to be the longest week of my life