I thought bear spray was like bug spray. Put it on to repel the bears away.
Friend - Hey look there's a bear, we should get outta hear
Me - No problem, I put on my bear spray this morning he won't even bother us.
Friend - Bear spray why didn't you give me any?
Me - Sorry bro, didn't ask.
Friend - He's getting closer, give me some bear spray.
Me- Didn't bring it with me.
Friend - ahhhhh
Bear - nom nom nom
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