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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2015, 01:13:36 PM »
my absolute favorite story here is when a chick here brought her soup in a tupperware thingy. someone jammed out on the soup, washed the tupperware bowl out, and THEN put the clean tupperware thingy back in the fridge.

I was so blessed to be there for the reaction. "IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?!"

Needless to say it made my day.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #51 on: September 25, 2015, 01:48:13 PM »
If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
That's what happens where I work.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #52 on: September 25, 2015, 03:49:51 PM »
If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.

Did your candian friend ever get his revenge from the other thread?

Not yet...but I am pretty sure the planning is still in progress.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #53 on: September 25, 2015, 03:51:19 PM »
If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
That's what happens where I work.

brownies PLUS free laxatives PLUS you get to spend the rest of the afternoon in the stall bbs'n?

you guys need to work on your deterrence methods

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #54 on: September 25, 2015, 03:57:10 PM »
If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
That's what happens where I work.

brownies PLUS free laxatives PLUS you get to spend the rest of the afternoon in the stall bbs'n?

you guys need to work on your deterrence methods
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #55 on: September 25, 2015, 03:57:43 PM »
Sometimes I print like a tome of stuff and later realize someone else's stuff was printed in the middle of my epic print sess' and I just toss theirs in the recycle bin. Could be happening with lunches?

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #56 on: September 25, 2015, 04:00:46 PM »
AJ-

Great story for ya.  I was bringing frozen burritas for lunch for awhile.  I had them in a Dillon's bag in the freezer.  I didn't eat any for awhile as I think I had run out, but I went to check and WHAT? there is a Dillon's bag with like 6 burritas in here!  SCORE!  So I went with a burrita at lunch that day.  I had another the next day and all of a sudden some woman confronted me in front of like 15 other people and asked me "Where did you get that burrita?"  I told her I got it at Dillon's and that this brand is pretty good and that she should try it because it is p. good.  She said "No, where did you get that burrita?  Out of a Dillon's bag in the freezer?"  And then I knew that there was a problem and all 15 other people were watching and I was caught. 

An accidental, failed work freezer burrita thief.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #57 on: September 25, 2015, 04:03:23 PM »
one time I ate the wrong yogurt in the fridge. LOTS of Trader Joe's products in there as I'm sure you can imagine.