Had to take a swing at a zebra while at the zoo yesterday. Me and the boys were getting a "behind the scenes" tour in the Fake African Savannah when I started petting a zebra. The idiot tried biting me and I instinctively tried punching him in the throat, but he ran away. Good thing too because my next move was a power kick straight to his balls and that wouldn't be good for anyone because I think zebras are endangered. The security guy saw it all go down and I got ejected from the zoo so now I'm busy trying to sue them.