jesus christ ku

[slobber]

Beems, I will say that I constantly going back and forth trying to decide if you are one of the best BBSers I've ever seen or one of the worst. I suppose the fact that I can't really decide should make me lean toward you being one of the best.

I was thinking this same thing over the past couple of days. Good grief is he outstanding!

[Spracne]

Outside of dorm rooms and dingy rental properties stretching from Manhattan through Western Kansas, flags are flying at half mast today.

And we will revisit those memories, each individually, on flag-less memorial days of our own choosing...

[_33]

Goodbye BMWJayhawk. 

[slobber]

Goodbye BMWJayhawk.

I prefer, "Until we meet again."

[Cartierfor3]

Goodbye BMWJayhawk.

[AbeFroman]

You're not leaving Ben, you're just going to log out and lurk.

[420seriouscat69]

Mods can we create an STD emoticon for beems? tia

[Trim]

I'll always remember the final Border War game for the foul controversy, SchemePak, and Beems rough ridin' 60 chicks. 

[DQ12]

WINTERS LOST HIS VIRGINITY HIS FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE?

WHAT YEAR ARE WE IN RIGHT NOW?

 

[Trim]

Winters has been in the bbs game so long, people think he's 25.

[Dugout DickStone]

I shouldn't have called him out on his lies.  My bad.

60 is a decent year or 18 months.  Otherwise, very meh.

[steve dave]

Beems, how many girls named Stephanie have you secksd?  Like, 3+? 

[420seriouscat69]

Beems, how many girls named Stephanie have you sex0rd?  3+?  How about Katie?

Oh man, love this. I can confirm I have sexed up 3 girls who had the same name from sophomore year through junior year. I mean, what an accomplishment.  Also, the similarities between beems and I is rather scary. He's goEMAW's wackycat from the phog. 

[j-dub]

Beems, how many girls named Stephanie have you sex0rd?  3+?  How about Katie?

Oh man, love this. I can confirm I have sexed up 3 girls who had the same name from sophomore year through junior year. I mean, what an accomplishment.  Also, the similarities between beems and I is rather scary. He's goEMAW's wackycat from the phog. 

still not convinced you aren't the same person 

[Trim]

If beems isn't going to post for a little bit, it's great that fanning is going to pick up at the exact same point where beems left off.  fanning, make a spreadsheet or something so we've all got your stats, STRAIGHT.

[steve dave]

beems, I just crunched some figures with my math computer and that's almost 2 1/2 seductive ladys per year you've been alive

[420seriouscat69]

If beems isn't going to post for a little bit, it's great that fanning is going to pick up at the exact same point where beems left off.  fanning, make a spreadsheet or something so we've all got your stats, STRAIGHT.

I will never leave you guys. We're family here. Will have a full breakdown after lunch. I've gotta get on excel for this beauty.

[Stevesie60]

Stevesie... Garrett? 


 

No, but he posts here. I'd tell you you were getting closer, but I'd have to wait another month or two before you'll be back to guessing.

We'll always have high school, Beems!

[Stevesie60]

So, just to be clear, Beems bragged about being in a gifted program at his school, only to find out that everyone else from said school that posts on this board was in the same program? Scary Smart, can you confirm?

[Trim]

So, just to be clear, Beems bragged about being in a gifted program at his school, only to find out that everyone else from said school that posts on this board was in the same program? Scary Smart, can you confirm?

And IF stevesie is a girl, beems probably mumped her.

[Winters]

I had banged over 25 chicks by the time I graduated high school.  That number is over 60 now.

what on earth beems 

He ain't no king!

Says the guy who didn't lose his virginity until freshmen year at K-State.  Congrats, by the way, Von!

You are no king! Congrats, Benjamin!

[Gooch]

And IF stevesie is a girl, beems probably mumped her.

Oh man. Small world.

[420seriouscat69]

I'd stop posting too if I came off as something that I wasn't. Beems, lies catch up to you. 

[Dugout DickStone]

I'd stop posting too if I came off as something that I wasn't. Beems, lies catch up to you. 

Yup.  That is the only reason I torch him.  He lies to win some internet argument, then in a week he pretends he didn't make the statement.

[OregonSmock]

I shouldn't have called him out on his lies.  My bad.

60 is a decent year or 18 months.  Otherwise, very meh.

Dated the same girl for 4 1/2 years.