ITT we rank studboss John Cusack films (from best to worst)

[j-dub]

Fwiw, Cusack was a complete dick when I "met" him in New Orleans. I was the doorman at a bar just far enough from The Quarter that celebs could come by and not be hassled, yet ol' Johnny thought that granted him the right to barge through the line, ghetto hookers in each arm. Sounds like a total stud move, but I assure you it was not. I later found out from the bartender that he stiffed the place on drinks.

Screw Cusack and his shitty movies. (minus Pushing Tin. Great flick)

no one cares hillbilly 

[Brock Landers]

Fwiw, Cusack was a complete dick when I "met" him in New Orleans. I was the doorman at a bar just far enough from The Quarter that celebs could come by and not be hassled, yet ol' Johnny thought that granted him the right to barge through the line, ghetto hookers in each arm. Sounds like a total stud move, but I assure you it was not. I later found out from the bartender that he stiffed the place on drinks.

Screw Cusack and his shitty movies. (minus Pushing Tin. Great flick)

He probably stiffed your place on drinks since the doorman was a dick to him.  When John rough ridin' Cusack strolls up to your bar there is no line for him.

[Skipper44]

Fwiw, Cusack was a complete dick when I "met" him in New Orleans. I was the doorman at a bar just far enough from The Quarter that celebs could come by and not be hassled, yet ol' Johnny thought that granted him the right to barge through the line, ghetto hookers in each arm. Sounds like a total stud move, but I assure you it was not. I later found out from the bartender that he stiffed the place on drinks.

Screw Cusack and his shitty movies. (minus Pushing Tin. Great flick)

that is an incredibly studboss story

[Emo EMAW]

Guys what if Cusack kiss faced your sister and never called her back?  What then?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Guys what if Cusack kiss faced your sister and never called her back?  What then?

I would probably knock his block off.

[kim carnes]

Fwiw, Cusack was a complete dick when I "met" him in New Orleans. I was the doorman at a bar just far enough from The Quarter that celebs could come by and not be hassled, yet ol' Johnny thought that granted him the right to barge through the line, ghetto hookers in each arm. Sounds like a total stud move, but I assure you it was not. I later found out from the bartender that he stiffed the place on drinks.

Screw Cusack and his shitty movies. (minus Pushing Tin. Great flick)

no one cares hillbilly 

yeah, no one cares.  also, eff doormen.  get a real job.

[j-dub]

Guys what if Cusack kiss faced your sister and never called her back?  What then?

i would assume that my sister can't kiss for crap, obviously.

do your thing johnny c 

[Emo EMAW]

Guys what if Cusack kiss faced your sister and never called her back?  What then?

i would assume that my sister can't kiss for crap, obviously.

do your thing johnny c 

  tho

[j-dub]

Guys what if Cusack kiss faced your sister and never called her back?  What then?

i would assume that my sister can't kiss for crap, obviously.

do your thing johnny c 

  tho

she went to ku. she's not "family" and you know it.

[cDubya]

Note to self: John Cusack is a treasure in Kansas.

And let the record show, I was NOT a dick to him. I actually just tried to say hi and help him through, but he wasn't having it. Just shoved people aside. Whatevs.

[Emo EMAW]

Guys what if Cusack kiss faced your sister and never called her back?  What then?

i would assume that my sister can't kiss for crap, obviously.

do your thing johnny c 

  tho

she went to ku. she's not "family" and you know it.

<---- same boat, j-dub! 

[puniraptor]

Note to self: John Cusack is a treasure in Kansas.

And let the record show, I was NOT a dick to him. I actually just tried to say hi and help him through, but he wasn't having it. Just shoved people aside. Whatevs.

would you forgive him if you knew that he was coked out his rough ridin' skull?

[Panjandrum]

Gross Pointe is one of my all time favs, period.

I'm upset that you didn't include America's Sweethearts.  I wouldn't have voted for it, but it was a delightful rom com.

[cDubya]

Note to self: John Cusack is a treasure in Kansas.

And let the record show, I was NOT a dick to him. I actually just tried to say hi and help him through, but he wasn't having it. Just shoved people aside. Whatevs.

would you forgive him if you knew that he was coked out his rough ridin' skull?

His addictions are his problem, not mine. But yeah, I have no doubt he was coked out of his mind.

[pissclams]

joan cusack, huh guys? wow.  Boner Tub Boner Machine.  caution:  flammable, this is a non smoking area, am i right fellas? caution:  boner inducing babe alert!  wow.

 

[Institutional Control]

Note to self: John Cusack is a treasure in Kansas.

And let the record show, I was NOT a dick to him. I actually just tried to say hi and help him through, but he wasn't having it. Just shoved people aside. Whatevs.

Wow, who knew CDub was such a star rough rider?


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[TheHamburglar]

Is 2012 his worst movie, or did he make a movie that's even worse that I haven't seen?

Martian Child.

Better Off Dead is a great 80s movie.  Working with a bunch of 35-40 year old males, I've heard "I want my two dollars" on a weekly basis for 7 years.

[Stevesie60]

1. Say Anything the band is significantly better than Say Anything the movie.

2. Joan Cusack (John's sister) plays a better character on Shameless than John has ever played except for maybe in High Fidelity. And the "maybe" in that statement is huge.

3. Someone double this post in the "Say Something Controversial" thread.

[kso_FAN]

The Numbers Station was entertaining.

[j-dub]

1. Say Anything the band is significantly better than Say Anything the movie.

2. Joan Cusack (John's sister) plays a better character on Shameless than John has ever played except for maybe in High Fidelity. And the "maybe" in that statement is huge.

3. Someone double this post in the "Say Something Controversial" thread.