i want this mob to be the standard by which all other mobs are measured. imagine, in your mind's eye, a mob so mobby that other mobs dream of being in our mob. eff the flash mobs too. right in the anus. if our mob isn't the mobbiest mob out there then hazelton needs to be canned (by no later than week 2).
hazelton, you've been warned and are officially on notice, we will can your ass