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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #225 on: January 06, 2023, 09:48:33 AM »
They hit me up for qualification in joco a few weeks ago and I haven’t seen anything since
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #226 on: January 06, 2023, 09:59:56 AM »
They hit me up for qualification in joco a few weeks ago and I haven’t seen anything since
Same. I just filled out a questionnaire for them. Asked if there was any reason I shouldn't do it and I said: "I'll vote everyone guilty no matter what!"

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #227 on: January 06, 2023, 10:16:45 AM »
tell them your online catchphrase is literally case closed

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #228 on: January 06, 2023, 10:28:57 AM »
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #229 on: January 06, 2023, 10:31:03 AM »

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #230 on: January 06, 2023, 06:58:38 PM »
I got a notice recently, waited in line probably a good 1-1.5 hours and was promptly greeted with a “see you in 2 years” when I made it to the front.

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #231 on: January 06, 2023, 11:32:20 PM »
I've never been called/notified for jury duty. Did I maybe forget to check some box when I was 18 registering to vote?

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #232 on: January 07, 2023, 11:42:52 AM »
Was Jury Foreman for this guy's trial. He's since escaped. HE'S STILL OUT THERE!

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #233 on: January 07, 2023, 12:17:47 PM »
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #234 on: January 07, 2023, 01:03:57 PM »
I've never been called/notified for jury duty. Did I maybe forget to check some box when I was 18 registering to vote?
In Texas my wife and I both get notices within a few months of registering a new vehicle. It’s like clockwork.

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #235 on: January 08, 2023, 08:44:38 AM »
About a year ago I got a notice for Federal district court.  A week later I got a notice from my county as well.  Told the local boys they were SOL because I was big timing it with the feds.  They backed it up to the following month.  I never actually had to appear for either one.  2 bullets dodged!

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #236 on: January 08, 2023, 08:49:34 AM »
Funny you say that, because as a future jury member, those two bullets never dodged. They were hits and you’ll be in jail forever now! Case closed!

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #237 on: January 08, 2023, 11:55:28 AM »
Tell them you believe in jury nullification, or even know what it is
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #238 on: January 08, 2023, 12:11:51 PM »
I guess I’m somewhat of a “constitutionalist” in that I harken back to the framer’s intent. A jury of your peers. So during selection I’m am relentlessly working to determine if this man or woman is, in fact, my peer. If not, I just stand up and say “Your Honor if it please the Court I must recuse myself from these proceedings as the defendant is no Peer of mine” and ev-er-y time the Judge has asked me to approach The Bench so they could shake my hand and thank me for my service. The only thing that ever varies is if they are wiping tears from their eyes as they do it.

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #239 on: January 08, 2023, 12:23:03 PM »
I was wiping tears from my eyes when I read that post.

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #240 on: January 08, 2023, 01:25:37 PM »
i just saw a bald eagle fly over my head as I read that post


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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #241 on: January 08, 2023, 04:27:28 PM »
Funny you say that, because as a future jury member, those two bullets never dodged. They were hits and you’ll be in jail forever now! Case closed!

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #242 on: January 08, 2023, 04:40:21 PM »
Funny you say that, because as a future jury member, those two bullets never dodged. They were hits and you’ll be in jail forever now! Case closed!

I'm trying to parse this language with no luck ...
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #243 on: January 08, 2023, 04:41:32 PM »
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