MY OLD RETIRED NEIGHBOR WENT TO KU AND IS A HUGE FAN OF THEIR STUPID BASKETBALL PROGRAM. HE IS GONE FOR THE NEXT WEEK(ROAD TRIP TO SOME SHITTY INDIAN CASINO) AND TOLD ME TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIS STUPID HOUSE WHILE HE IS GONE.
I JUST HOOKED UP IN GARDEN HOSE AND LET THE WATER RUN FULL BLAST INTO HIS WINDOW WELL TO FLOOD HIS BASEMENT. LATER TONIGHT AFTER THE SUPERBOWL I WILL TURN THE WATER OFF BUT LEAVE THE HOSE CONNECTED SO THE RESIDUAL WATER FREEZES AND BURST HIS PIPES.
HE GOING TO BE SO PISSED WHEN HE GETS BACK BUT WHATEVER, HE SHOULDNT BE FLYING A KU FLAG OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE.
EMAW!!