Author Topic: Dax is a Crazy Person--The sonofdaxjones Master Conspiracy Thread (Read 10784 times)

SkinnyBenny · « **on:** May 02, 2011, 02:54:18 PM »

Have at it, buddy. Get real weird with it.

stunted · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2011, 03:22:24 PM »

But hey.

jtksu · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2011, 03:27:35 PM »

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2011, 03:44:02 PM »

It is not unreasonable to question our governments actions as it relates to an individual/"organization" of their own creation.

I don't apologize for going beyond what's spewed forth by CNN, MSNBC and Fox.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2011, 03:44:58 PM »

need a combination of those two and call it dax

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2011, 03:52:15 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on May 02, 2011, 03:44:58 PM

need a combination of those two and call it dax

We also need one for Wedding Singer/photog

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2011, 04:04:05 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on May 02, 2011, 03:52:15 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on May 02, 2011, 03:44:58 PM

need a combination of those two and call it dax

We also need one for Wedding Singer/photog

Old schtick that wasn't ever really funny in the first place, plz. keep this thread focused on looney conspiracy theories, tia.

Lynchmobrules · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2011, 04:06:20 PM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on May 02, 2011, 04:04:05 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on May 02, 2011, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 02, 2011, 03:44:58 PM

need a combination of those two and call it dax

We also need one for Wedding Singer/photog

Old schtick that wasn't ever really funny in the first place, plz. keep this thread focused on looney conspiracy theories, tia.

What kind of conspiracies do we want to hear about in this thread? Shooter on the grassy knoll? Loch Ness monseter? Big Foot?

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2011, 04:07:24 PM »

I don't know, but I know that I can't wait to read multiple angry posts and not be able to make any sense of it.

CNS · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2011, 04:17:48 PM »

Quote from: Lynchmobrules on May 02, 2011, 04:06:20 PM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on May 02, 2011, 04:04:05 PM
Quote from: sonofdaxjones on May 02, 2011, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 02, 2011, 03:44:58 PM

need a combination of those two and call it dax

We also need one for Wedding Singer/photog

Old schtick that wasn't ever really funny in the first place, plz. keep this thread focused on looney conspiracy theories, tia.

What kind of conspiracies do we want to hear about in this thread? Shooter on the grassy knoll? Loch Ness monseter? Big Foot?

Should stick to Dax related items. Only gov't related conspiracies, imo.

Dax? Prob your call here...

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2011, 05:10:36 PM »

Dax,

Did we land on the moon?

tia

06wildcat · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2011, 05:23:38 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on May 02, 2011, 03:44:02 PM

It is not unreasonable to question our governments actions as it relates to an individual/"organization" of their own creation.

I don't apologize for going beyond what's spewed forth by CNN, MSNBC and Fox.

No, it's not unreasonable. What's unreasonable is your default position that every government action involving foreign policy has a sinister motive. But don't stop being you. It's quite amusing to see your logical leaps from one red herring to another.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2011, 05:47:54 PM »

When did I say "every" foreign policy move has a "sinister motive"?? I'll answer: Never

I tend to stick to the one's that involve pre-emptive war that violates nearly every charter and doesn't have congressional approval, U.S. hegemony via drone/F-15/M1 tank, geo-strategic positioning to thwart our rivals under the guise of humanitarian missions/"spreading" democracy.

I also find it extremely fascinating that the majority of Obamabots who if it weren't for the fact that a Democrat occupies the Whitehouse, would be having mental breakdowns at the massive involvement in world affairs currently underway by the U.S. Military and the various intelligence entities that the U.S. posses.

It's funny that so many gleefully cheer on the U.S. blowing up mudhuts clear across the world, yet don't seem to be the least bit concerned that the U.S. can't secure its own borders.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:06:00 PM »

SkinnyBenny and OK_Cat =

+

+ :mongoloid:

/thread

pike · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:22:56 PM »

I think a lot of you BBSers are missing dax's point.

jtksu · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:25:07 PM »

Dax is like the super drunk homeless guy wandering about aimlessly and scolding inanimate objects. Sure, some of the stuff is probably true but there's a whole lot of incoherent rambling to wade through to find it.

OregonSmock · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:25:33 PM »

LOL @ 'Pad. All the dude has done since Obama's been in office is bitch about our increased military presence in Pakistan and other middle east countries.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:29:48 PM »

Let me preemptively say that this thread is not going to turn into a stupid dax/beems smallest wiener contest. No way, not under my watch. It is merely a place for dax to get all conspiracy-y and tell us what we all should have known a long time ago.

Also I will have very little involvement in anything going on in this thread, so namecalling does little to rope me in.

jtksu · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:33:28 PM »

Way to mod that crap SB. I think this thread should be able about encouraging Dax to really show us the crazy man behind the curtain.

Goldbrick · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:36:28 PM »

I like conspiracy theories and theorists, even if I don't believe almost any of it. Some points:

1. Conspiracy theories do indeed happen.

2. Even in this age of information, with mass reporting of events, the internet tracking it all, and communication flowing freely... none of that holds a candle to the social risks required to ask some fundamental questions. We don't tolerate people asking questions that could have ugly or paradigm shattering consequences.

3. It would be laughably easy to get away with a conspiracy. You don't have to do crap if you're in power. The masses will cover your ass for you because of #2.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:39:25 PM »

LOL at duplicitous hypocrites like Ben who cried like little babies when Bush was prosecuting wars, and now stands back and cheers on the current administration do nothing but expand and propagate war at a breath taking pace.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:44:54 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on May 02, 2011, 06:39:25 PM

LOL at duplicitous hypocrites like Ben who cried like little babies when Bush was prosecuting wars, and now stands back and cheers on the current administration do nothing but expand and propagate war at a breath taking pace.

This thread is not going to turn into a stupid dax/beems smallest wiener contest. No way, not under my watch.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:48:27 PM »

You don't really care remember dumbass.

06wildcat · « **Reply #23 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:49:30 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on May 02, 2011, 05:47:54 PM

When did I say "every" foreign policy move has a "sinister motive"?? I'll answer: Never

I tend to stick to the one's that involve pre-emptive war that violates nearly every charter and doesn't have congressional approval, U.S. hegemony via drone/F-15/M1 tank, geo-strategic positioning to thwart our rivals under the guise of humanitarian missions/"spreading" democracy.

I also find it extremely fascinating that the majority of Obamabots who if it weren't for the fact that a Democrat occupies the Whitehouse, would be having mental breakdowns at the massive involvement in world affairs currently underway by the U.S. Military and the various intelligence entities that the U.S. posses.

It's funny that so many gleefully cheer on the U.S. blowing up mudhuts clear across the world, yet don't seem to be the least bit concerned that the U.S. can't secure its own borders.

Goldbrick · « **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2011, 06:50:57 PM »

This seems like an appropriate time to remind you, Dax.

I'm there for you. A shoulder to cry on.

It's all gonna be okay.