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« Reply #25075 on: April 01, 2024, 07:48:20 AM »
The guy with the red headwear
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« Reply #25076 on: April 01, 2024, 07:50:54 AM »
Maybe he let his pal drive?

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« Reply #25077 on: April 01, 2024, 08:10:03 AM »
Maybe!
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« Reply #25078 on: April 01, 2024, 08:20:45 AM »
Kadarius was driving that car, no doubt in my mind.
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« Reply #25079 on: April 01, 2024, 08:26:01 AM »
Selfish and silly

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« Reply #25080 on: April 01, 2024, 09:23:01 AM »
You have to think with him lawyering up and it taking a few days to show up for questioning he is negotiating the deal with his passenger to take the fall.

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« Reply #25081 on: April 01, 2024, 09:49:55 AM »
any injuries to innocent people aside, it’s all kind of funny. 


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« Reply #25082 on: April 01, 2024, 10:12:22 AM »
so did they just dip on foot?  how do you do that on an interstate and not get observed pretty easily?

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« Reply #25083 on: April 01, 2024, 10:47:57 AM »
I always assume that you leave the scene because you're drunk, high, or have contraband and the punishment for leaving the scene is less than the alternative.

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« Reply #25084 on: April 01, 2024, 11:21:32 AM »
so did they just dip on foot?  how do you do that on an interstate and not get observed pretty easily?

Not an interstate, but same diff. They didn't really look in a hurry either, which is pretty funny.

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« Reply #25085 on: April 01, 2024, 11:31:51 AM »
You have to think with him lawyering up and it taking a few days to show up for questioning he is negotiating the deal with his passenger to take the fall.

My assumptions:
1. sober up
2. wait to see if any vid/pics come out to counter any bullshit I will be making up
3. make up plausible bullshit and include payout to bro who "was driving"

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« Reply #25086 on: April 01, 2024, 11:49:10 AM »
so did they just dip on foot?  how do you do that on an interstate and not get observed pretty easily?

Not an interstate, but same diff. They didn't really look in a hurry either, which is pretty funny.
that’s what struck me as funny.  like when your car on GTA V wrecks, you get out before it blows up and walk around until you find a new one.


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« Reply #25087 on: April 01, 2024, 11:52:09 AM »
so did they just dip on foot?  how do you do that on an interstate and not get observed pretty easily?

Not an interstate, but same diff. They didn't really look in a hurry either, which is pretty funny.
that’s what struck me as funny.  like when your car on GTA V wrecks, you get out before it blows up and walk around until you find a new one.

Precisely. Maybe they thought they'd appear more suspicious if they looked like they were fleeing <something>.

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« Reply #25088 on: April 01, 2024, 12:29:31 PM »
The guy with the red headwear

Rice isn't any of those dudes it doesn't look like to me?

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« Reply #25089 on: April 01, 2024, 12:32:20 PM »
I mean if there isn't definitive video, you get an alibi and say that crap was stolen

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« Reply #25090 on: April 01, 2024, 05:09:46 PM »
Local news said that the person who owned the Lamborghini leased it to Rice and that he was the only authorized driver.


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« Reply #25091 on: April 01, 2024, 05:14:13 PM »
Local news said that the person who owned the Lamborghini leased it to Rice and that he was the only authorized driver.


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« Reply #25092 on: April 01, 2024, 05:24:24 PM »
Local news said that the person who owned the Lamborghini leased it to Rice and that he was the only authorized driver.


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« Reply #25093 on: April 02, 2024, 10:06:11 AM »
Well, it's not like he could have possibly been driving both cars. That means he probably wasn't driving either one.

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« Reply #25094 on: April 02, 2024, 10:48:36 AM »
Well, it's not like he could have possibly been driving both cars. That means he probably wasn't driving either one.
That's airtight imo

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Re: CHIEFS
« Reply #25095 on: April 02, 2024, 10:50:49 AM »
Schrodinger's rice
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« Reply #25096 on: April 02, 2024, 10:55:26 AM »
Well, it's not like he could have possibly been driving both cars. That means he probably wasn't driving either one.

Nothing is confirmed, so ...

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« Reply #25097 on: April 02, 2024, 12:58:11 PM »
I just hope he learned from the Kareem saga and doesn’t not lie to Lamar’s autistic son.

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« Reply #25098 on: April 02, 2024, 01:15:26 PM »
Schrodinger's rice
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« Reply #25099 on: April 02, 2024, 02:19:12 PM »
Even if they are able to establish that he was the driver, I don’t think the punishment will be severe