Week 1 smack talk:
Dear j-dub. I'm sure whatever broski fantasy football league you have played in the past has given you some sense of security and bravado. But that crap was high school, this crap is real life. gE league ain't for the faint of heart and looking at your vagina-esque lineup makes me think that you aren't ready for the big leagues son.
Good luck. Loser.
Sincerely,
Your pal Francis.