kstate football.

[fatty fat fat]

"16 yards run by ell roberson....."

"good for a kstate football...FIRST DOWN!"

 

[Butt Fugly]

no.

"Pullen gives it up to Beasley for the jam!!!!!"

[fatty fat fat]

no.

"Pullen gives it up to Beasley for the jam!!!!!"

well, i guess i enjoy both. 

here is one.

"daniel thomas with the carry...oh wow! nice run by the ksu rb"

 

[pissclams]

no.

"Pullen gives it up to Beasley for the jam!!!!!"

well, i guess i enjoy both. 

here is one.

"daniel thomas with the carry...oh wow! nice run by the ksu rb"

 

daniel thomas is my favorite kansas state wildcat football player on this team, so your "play by play" made me smile.


Matt Wolters on K-State sideline:  Wyatt, expect Coach Snyder to make Daniel Thomas his workhorse this afternoon against the Bruins, I just overheard Coach telling Daniel to "be ready"

Stan sitting next to Wyatt:  I know one thing, when Coach Snyder has his mind set to do something then there's nothing that can stop him, much in the same way that Daniel Thomas won't let the big opposing UCLA Bruin defensive linemen stop him today, Coach Snyder will go to Daniel Thomas until Coach Neuheisel's  Bruins prove that they can stop him.

Wyatt:  We're set for a big one folks, 2 minutes until Wildcat kick-off but first this message from the Kansas Soy Growers Association.

[hemmy]

you have no idea how much I expected a video

[GoodForAnother]

you have no idea how much I expected a video

well that was dumb of you

[Kat Kid]

"I-formation. 

Two receivers set near side,


they motion coffman and the fullback out of the back field to the left.  Re-set in a single wing with Thomas!  6 seconds on the clock and they will have to hurry.  Harper in motion from Wide Receiver, and the snap... Thomas fakes the hand off to Harper, stiff arm to the outside to the 25.  Great block on the outside, 30...Thomas is turning up field 40, cuts back against the grain and BREAKS A TACKLE AT MIDFIELD 40 30 HE'S GOING TO SCORE 10 5 TOUCHDOWN!  KAN-SAAASSS STATE!!

[steve dave]

"I-formation. 

Two receivers set near side,


they motion coffman and the fullback out of the back field to the left.  Re-set in a single wing with Thomas!  6 seconds on the clock and they will have to hurry.  Harper in motion from Wide Receiver, and the snap... Thomas fakes the hand off to Harper, stiff arm to the outside to the 25.  Great block on the outside, 30...Thomas is turning up field 40, cuts back against the grain and BREAKS A TACKLE AT MIDFIELD 40 30 HE'S GOING TO SCORE 10 5 TOUCHDOWN!  KAN-SAAASSS STATE!!

OMG I could even taste this one 

[kstatefreak42]

beautiful

[_33]

"Coffman hands to Thomas and for some reason he kicks it, it's an end over ender"

[pissclams]

"I-formation.  

Two receivers set near side,


they motion coffman and the fullback out of the back field to the left.  Re-set in a single wing with Thomas!  6 seconds on the clock and they will have to hurry.  Harper in motion from Wide Receiver, and the snap... Thomas fakes the hand off to Harper, stiff arm to the outside to the 25.  Great block on the outside, 30...Thomas is turning up field 40, cuts back against the grain and BREAKS A TACKLE AT MIDFIELD 40 30 HE'S GOING TO SCORE 10 5 TOUCHDOWN!  KAN-SAAASSS STATE!!

incredible.  it's like you work for the UT AD or something.  and i thought my Kansas Soy Growers Association reference was elite.

[Kat Kid]

"I-formation.  

Two receivers set near side,


they motion coffman and the fullback out of the back field to the left.  Re-set in a single wing with Thomas!  6 seconds on the clock and they will have to hurry.  Harper in motion from Wide Receiver, and the snap... Thomas fakes the hand off to Harper, stiff arm to the outside to the 25.  Great block on the outside, 30...Thomas is turning up field 40, cuts back against the grain and BREAKS A TACKLE AT MIDFIELD 40 30 HE'S GOING TO SCORE 10 5 TOUCHDOWN!  KAN-SAAASSS STATE!!

incredible.  it's like you work for the UT AD or something.  and i thought my Kansas Soy Growers Association reference was elite.

It was bro, it was.  Don't forget to thank "Knight Feedlot in Lyons, KS.  A proud supporter of Wildcat football"

[kso_FAN]

"I-formation. 

Two receivers set near side,


they motion shift coffman and the fullback out of the back field to the left.  Re-set in a single wing with Thomas!  6 seconds on the clock and they will have to hurry.  Harper in motion from Wide Receiver, and the snap... Thomas fakes the hand off to Harper, stiff arm to the outside to the 25.  Great block on the outside, 30...Thomas is turning up field 40, cuts back against the grain and BREAKS A TACKLE AT MIDFIELD 40 30 HE'S GOING TO SCORE 10 5 TOUCHDOWN!  KAN-SAAASSS STATE!!

incredible.  it's like you work for the UT AD or something.  and i thought my Kansas Soy Growers Association reference was elite.

One small correction; just to make sure the play is legal. 

 

[steve dave]

"I-formation. 

Two receivers set near side,


they motion shift coffman and the fullback out of the back field to the left.  Re-set in a single wing with Thomas!  6 seconds on the clock and they will have to hurry.  Harper in motion from Wide Receiver, and the snap... Thomas fakes the hand off to Harper, stiff arm to the outside to the 25.  Great block on the outside, 30...Thomas is turning up field 40, cuts back against the grain and BREAKS A TACKLE AT MIDFIELD 40 30 HE'S GOING TO SCORE 10 5 TOUCHDOWN!  KAN-SAAASSS STATE!!

incredible.  it's like you work for the UT AD or something.  and i thought my Kansas Soy Growers Association reference was elite.

One small correction; just to make sure the play is legal. 

 

I think it's an accurate representation on how our guys in the booth would call it though

[kso_FAN]

"I-formation. 

Two receivers set near side,


they motion shift coffman and the fullback out of the back field to the left.  Re-set in a single wing with Thomas!  6 seconds on the clock and they will have to hurry.  Harper in motion from Wide Receiver, and the snap... Thomas fakes the hand off to Harper, stiff arm to the outside to the 25.  Great block on the outside, 30...Thomas is turning up field 40, cuts back against the grain and BREAKS A TACKLE AT MIDFIELD 40 30 HE'S GOING TO SCORE 10 5 TOUCHDOWN!  KAN-SAAASSS STATE!!

incredible.  it's like you work for the UT AD or something.  and i thought my Kansas Soy Growers Association reference was elite.

One small correction; just to make sure the play is legal. 

 

I think it's an accurate representation on how our guys in the booth would call it though

Wyatt and Stan are usually pretty good about that. 

And KK, I know you weren't implying illegal motion in the original.  I'm "just sayin'".

[Kat Kid]

"I-formation. 

Two receivers set near side,


they motion shift coffman and the fullback out of the back field to the left.  Re-set in a single wing with Thomas!  6 seconds on the clock and they will have to hurry.  Harper in motion from Wide Receiver, and the snap... Thomas fakes the hand off to Harper, stiff arm to the outside to the 25.  Great block on the outside, 30...Thomas is turning up field 40, cuts back against the grain and BREAKS A TACKLE AT MIDFIELD 40 30 HE'S GOING TO SCORE 10 5 TOUCHDOWN!  KAN-SAAASSS STATE!!

incredible.  it's like you work for the UT AD or something.  and i thought my Kansas Soy Growers Association reference was elite.

One small correction; just to make sure the play is legal. 

 

I think it's an accurate representation on how our guys in the booth would call it though

Wyatt and Stan are usually pretty good about that. 

And KK, I know you weren't implying illegal motion in the original.  I'm "just sayin'".

   ADMIN BOARD!

[pissclams]

one thing I learned about KK long ago is that he never implies illegal motion.  ever.

[Dr Rick Daris]

"coffman drops back. under pressure. drops it off to smith in that receiver over the middle play. smith gets by one defender, by another, jukes down field! smith to the thirty! oh my... finally brought down at the thirty two. three yard gain on the play. that leads us to a third and seven and here comes the punt team"

[_33]

"I-formation. 

Two receivers set near side,


they motion coffman and the fullback out of the back field to the left.  Re-set in a single wing with Thomas!  6 seconds on the clock and they will have to hurry.  Harper in motion from Wide Receiver, and the snap... Thomas fakes the hand off to Harper, stiff arm to the outside to the 25.  Great block on the outside, 30...Thomas is turning up field 40, cuts back against the grain and BREAKS A TACKLE AT MIDFIELD 40 30 HE'S GOING TO SCORE 10 5 TOUCHDOWN!  KAN-SAAASSS STATE!!

He says "wildcats" usually, not "kansas state"

[_33]

"coffman drops back. under pressure. drops it off to smith in that receiver over the middle play. smith gets by one defender, by another, jukes down field! smith to the thirty! oh my... finally brought down at the thirty two. three yard gain on the play. that leads us to a third and seven and here comes the punt team"

 

[kso_FAN]

"coffman drops back. under pressure. drops it off to smith in that receiver over the middle play. smith gets by one defender, by another, jukes down field! smith to the thirty! oh my... finally brought down at the thirty two. three yard gain on the play. that leads us to a third and seven and here comes the punt team"

I see what you did there.

[pissclams]

"coffman drops back. under pressure. drops it off to smith in that receiver over the middle play. smith gets by one defender, by another, jukes down field! smith to the thirty! oh my... finally brought down at the thirty two. three yard gain on the play. that leads us to a third and seven and here comes the punt team"

LOL that's beautiful.

[Stevesie60]

"coffman drops back. under pressure. drops it off to smith in that receiver over the middle play. smith gets by one defender, by another, jukes down field! smith to the thirty! oh my... finally brought down at the thirty two. three yard gain on the play. that leads us to a third and seven and here comes the punt team"

I know this has already been said 3, 4, possibly 5 times, but this is the hardest I've laughed in a while.

[Benja]

"coffman drops back. under pressure. drops it off to smith in that receiver over the middle play. smith gets by one defender, by another, jukes down field! smith to the thirty! oh my... finally brought down at the thirty two. three yard gain on the play. that leads us to a third and seven and here comes the punt team"

I know this has already been said 3, 4, possibly 5 times, but this is the hardest I've laughed in a while.

Funniest damn thing I've read on this site, and that's saying something. So, so on the money.