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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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breaking snyder info
« on: May 02, 2010, 01:15:07 PM »
inside sources put LHC Bill Snyder eating an omelette approximately an hour ago. what was in the omelet? good question. goEMAW.com has learned that snyder asked for a "little bit of everything. peppers, onions, ham, jalapenos...". yes. you read that correctly. LHC Bill Snyder gets omelets w/ jalapenos in them. very shocking turn of events. more info will be relayed if possible. 


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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 01:25:19 PM »
Keep an eye on his calorie intake.  I want him looking hot at the pool party.
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2010, 01:34:33 PM »
Only a source as elite and well connected as goEMAW.com could provide this kind of earth shattering info.  I had never even actually heard of Snyder eating before this.  I figured he survived by some sort of osmosis.
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2010, 01:41:48 PM »
inside source placed snyder with his customary suit and yellow tie. was he also w/ his wife? yes. yes he was. also at least one daughter. if any more info is made available, you can believe that goEMAW.com will be breaking it.
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2010, 01:42:12 PM »
 :surprised:
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2010, 01:48:48 PM »
I recall a story about Bill eating what appeared to be a really good turkey sandwich during a time of day that Bill wouldn't normal allow himself to eat anything besides some fruit . . . hen then commented about how good the sandwich was, and that he'd maybe have to that more often at that time of day. 

But great update. 
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2010, 01:59:00 PM »
Mods, please move thread to premium.
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2010, 02:06:21 PM »
Oh man! My day just gets better and better.... :star: :star: :star: :star: :star:
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2010, 03:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Trim on May 02, 2010, 01:59:00 PM
Mods, please move thread to premium.

NOOOOO!!!!!!  :runaway:
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2010, 03:08:58 PM »
Was at La Fiesta today.  I ate a pretty good "Combo 11" (Enchilada, burrito, and taco) and who walks in?  It was Kansas State Wildcats assistant coach Joe Bob Clements!

He was with his wife and 3 kids (two boys, future cats football players?  Maybe!!!).
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2010, 03:09:32 PM »
goEMAW team, sign me up for premium.  I will send a blank check off to the world headquarters, you just fill out what you think is appropriate...
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2010, 03:13:40 PM »
Quote from: ChiCat on May 02, 2010, 03:09:32 PM
goEMAW team, sign me up for premium.  I will send a blank check off to the world headquarters, you just fill out what you think is appropriate...

couple options there:

with or w/out cooler

with or w/out exclusive 5 day JMart/Manbeck/Meek Board Elites Slowboat Cruise to Washington State game next year

with or w/out Pete groping

I mean, those come extra.
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2010, 03:16:13 PM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 02, 2010, 03:08:58 PM
Was at La Fiesta today.  I ate a pretty good "Combo 11" (Enchilada, burrito, and taco) and who walks in?  It was Kansas State Wildcats assistant coach Joe Bob Clements!

He was with his wife and 3 kids (two boys, future cats football players?  Maybe!!!).

more breaking jb clements news. it seems that he and the entire family were spotted by a goEMAW.com insider at church this morning from 10:30-11:30. yep. that's right folks. church. st thomas moore. frank was not spotted however. early mass for the martins??? dunno. stay tuned for all your late breaking wildcat information right here folks.  
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2010, 03:30:00 PM »
had the pequenda omlette at the eggtc. in shawnee this morning.  would recommend a heavy dose of caramalized onions in bill's next omlette, or anyone's for that matter  :lick:
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2010, 03:42:16 PM »
Quote from: Rick Daris on May 02, 2010, 03:16:13 PM
frank was not spotted however. early mass for the martins???

He's vacationing in Paris.
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2010, 04:17:08 PM »
Quote from: Trim on May 02, 2010, 03:42:16 PM
Quote from: Rick Daris on May 02, 2010, 03:16:13 PM
frank was not spotted however. early mass for the martins???

He's vacationing in Paris.

cruiting!?
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2010, 04:41:55 PM »
We need to warm up our Vanier sources, this story isn't over.

I want to get a report tomorrow on Snyder's demeanor/health after he attempts to pass those jalapenos.   Little known fact, although it doesn't get much press (for obvious reasons), a disproportionately high number of people (usually older men who are in high risk categories for heart disease) die on the toilet.   :ohno:
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2010, 04:45:47 PM »
Quote from: Pete on May 02, 2010, 04:41:55 PM
We need to warm up our Vanier sources, this story isn't over.

I want to get a report tomorrow on Snyder's demeanor/health after he attempts to pass those jalapenos.   Little known fact, although it doesn't get much press (for obvious reasons), a disproportionately high number of people (usually older men who are in high risk categories for heart disease) die on the toilet.   :ohno:

Plus, he's got a bum wheel.   :ohno:
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2010, 04:50:13 PM »
Are Peppers good for bad knees??

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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2010, 04:50:24 PM »
Quote from: Trim on May 02, 2010, 04:45:47 PM
Quote from: Pete on May 02, 2010, 04:41:55 PM
We need to warm up our Vanier sources, this story isn't over.

I want to get a report tomorrow on Snyder's demeanor/health after he attempts to pass those jalapenos.   Little known fact, although it doesn't get much press (for obvious reasons), a disproportionately high number of people (usually older men who are in high risk categories for heart disease) die on the toilet.   :ohno:

Plus, he's got a bum wheel.   :ohno:

Obviously, he's at a higher risk for stroke with the injury.  Every trip to the "lou" is like a roll of the dice (Edit:  I mean the toilet, not the bar, though the same observation holds in either case).
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Re: breaking snyder info
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2010, 08:08:26 PM »
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