Watching Iowa State try to play football is like watching that commercial with all those abused/neglected animals narrated by the chick that sang the Dawson's Creek theme song. You feel sorry for them on a level you can't put into words. You hope that, one day, they can find a nice home but you are sure as crap not going to put them up in your place. The Big 12, however, has stood by feeding those poors and a video narrated by Dawson's Creek chick will soon be necessary to raise money for the tragedy that is Iowa State football.
May God have mercy on all of us for even having to watch a football game in that mold-infested high school stadium.