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[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I don't eat beef unless it's Certified Angus.

[Stevesie60]

"Hi, I want to order the hamburger. What I would like you to do tho, is collect all that crap that you scrape off the grill and pile that bad boy on to a bun. Go ahead and top that off with lettuce and tomoato and call it a day. Thanks!"

 

Well the crap that's been stuck on the grill forever would definitely be well done. Am I right in assuming your post was sarcastic, or is that how you literally how you order your burger?

[WillieWatanabe]

That's pretty disgusting, Wacky.

[Benja]

i don't get that one actually 

I've got one.

"Hey pardner, can I get a stupid overcooked gross burger please, on the double, because i'm a silly person and stuff?"

Ok that didn't come out perfect but you get the idea.

[ydarg2012]

I don't eat beef unless it's Certified Angus.

I agree with you 100%

[TownieCat]

I don't eat beef unless it's Certified Angus.

You should get your palate insured since it is so sophisticated. You're like a sommelier for meat.

[mocat]

If the quality of the beef is top notch temperature of the burger doesn't matter because it's safe.  I order my burgers at the Brew medium rare every time. SO DELICIOUS!

more like raw dog


 

[420seriouscat69]

"Hi, I want to order the hamburger. What I would like you to do tho, is collect all that crap that you scrape off the grill and pile that bad boy on to a bun. Go ahead and top that off with lettuce and tomoato and call it a day. Thanks!"

 

Well the crap that's been stuck on the grill forever would definitely be well done. Am I right in assuming your post was sarcastic, or is that how you literally how you order your burger?

That crap tastes the same as a well done burger, cause most of that crap got scraped off the grill from a hamburger being well done. Someone get in my head.

[bubbles4ksu]

i root for the royals and the yankees.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

i root for the royals and the yankees.

[Stevesie60]

"Hi, I want to order the hamburger. What I would like you to do tho, is collect all that crap that you scrape off the grill and pile that bad boy on to a bun. Go ahead and top that off with lettuce and tomoato and call it a day. Thanks!"

 

Well the crap that's been stuck on the grill forever would definitely be well done. Am I right in assuming your post was sarcastic, or is that how you literally how you order your burger?

That crap tastes the same as a well done burger, cause most of that crap got scraped off the grill from a hamburger being well done. Someone get in my head.

Sorry, thought you were #teamwelldone. Now not only does your post make sense, it's a good one.

[mocat]

well i mean, if you get a burger at any temperature you're going to get some of that crap on there, if you have an inexperienced grill man.

i guess after all this we can understand that i do not eat burgers for nutrients and i enjoy them hot and you guys enjoy your nutrient-packed masses of flesh at less than hot  (just don't touch your disease ridden lips to your glass then touch my glass with it)

[Asteriskhead]

"Hi, I want to order the hamburger. What I would like you to do tho, is collect all that crap that you scrape off the grill and pile that bad boy on to a bun. Go ahead and top that off with lettuce and tomoato and call it a day. Thanks!"

 

Well the crap that's been stuck on the grill forever would definitely be well done. Am I right in assuming your post was sarcastic, or is that how you literally how you order your burger?

That crap tastes the same as a well done burger, cause most of that crap got scraped off the grill from a hamburger being well done. Someone get in my head.

I'll pass.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I make an amazing well done burg.

[420seriouscat69]

"Hi, I want to order the hamburger. What I would like you to do tho, is collect all that crap that you scrape off the grill and pile that bad boy on to a bun. Go ahead and top that off with lettuce and tomoato and call it a day. Thanks!"

 

Well the crap that's been stuck on the grill forever would definitely be well done. Am I right in assuming your post was sarcastic, or is that how you literally how you order your burger?

That crap tastes the same as a well done burger, cause most of that crap got scraped off the grill from a hamburger being well done. Someone get in my head.

Sorry, thought you were #teamwelldone. Now not only does your post make sense, it's a good one.

[ydarg2012]

i root for the royals and the yankees.

Don't you cheer for KState and Bama?

[star seed 7]

I make an amazing well done burg.

will confirm fully 

[Spracne]

mocat, is this whole sanitary issue really the only reason you are team #welldone? 

[Benja]

Enjoy mashing overcooked burgers into your face-holes in a fruitless attempt to nourish your big dumb bodies

BOOM ok last burger trash talk post

[puniraptor]

mocat, is this whole sanitary issue really the only reason you are team #welldone?

no, he said specifically that he doesnt like desireable juicy textures and delicious moist flavors

[Spracne]

moist

[420seriouscat69]

Mocat really won this thread today.

[stunted]

I had completely raw beef before, it was good.

But to me burgers taste weird if its not well done.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

I had completely raw beef before, it was good.

Beef carpaccio I can choke down. Steak tartare is horrifying.



"Je suis american, please cook my steak again."  ~Ben Folds Five

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

wtf kind of presentation is that?