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Title: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: Brock Landers on February 13, 2015, 08:53:19 PM
"Hey brother, how's vegas?"

I was thinking of my standard "Dude I'm on my way to jail and my battery is almost dead" response. Any other suggestions for messing with this person?
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: ben ji on February 13, 2015, 08:56:40 PM
Start it off with "Bro, never coming back" to build some legitimacy.

Small talk for a couple hour then boom, ask random number guy to google midget strippers in vegas because you cant get internet connection on your phone. Possibly have him give you quotes from the website and such?
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: The Big Train on February 13, 2015, 09:04:13 PM
tell them you were on a heater and they messed it up
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: meow meow on February 13, 2015, 09:05:37 PM
This could be a fun thread. DO NOT LET US DOWN BROCK!
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: Brock Landers on February 13, 2015, 09:09:29 PM
Okay I'm gong with ben ji's opener because his addition to the cooking thread tonight was awesome looking. Not 100% convinced on the midget strippers but we have a little more time to think of other plotlines
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: Brock Landers on February 13, 2015, 09:11:42 PM
Response sent. Hopefully this other person hasn't realized their mistake yet.
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: kslim on February 13, 2015, 09:13:41 PM
 Could be a fun thread but I'd be pissed if someone mumped with me whilst in Vegas, your call op
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 13, 2015, 09:28:38 PM
Coke and escorts are awesome.  Send more cash.
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: SdK on February 13, 2015, 09:33:51 PM
Quote from: kslim on February 13, 2015, 09:13:41 PM
Could be a fun thread but I'd be pissed if someone mumped with me whilst in Vegas, your call op
The fuckee isn't in vegas.

#TheWesIsTheFuture

Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: kslim on February 13, 2015, 09:38:20 PM
good point, reading is hard
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: Brock Landers on February 13, 2015, 09:40:29 PM
Quote from: XocolateThundarr on February 13, 2015, 09:28:38 PM
Coke and escorts are awesome.  Send more cash.

Yes! Was looking forward to texting some reference to coke and hookers at some point. But its been about half an hour and no response from this person...
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: star seed 7 on February 13, 2015, 09:41:32 PM
it would be soooooooooooooo zany if you just told him "hey bro wrong #"
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: Trim on February 13, 2015, 09:56:10 PM
Send him this pic.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eatingisart.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F06%2Fblog_jalepeno_popcorn2.jpg&hash=740fd72674dabb127b2b1d941eb232367e6bb32c)
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: Brock Landers on February 13, 2015, 10:13:20 PM
lol Trim

Welp its been a solid hour since I've heard anything from this person. I'm going to send an innocuous "Dude this is awesome!!" text to see if I can rope them back in but it's not looking good
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 13, 2015, 10:18:02 PM
you need to ramp it up
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: mocat on February 13, 2015, 10:23:29 PM
Brock Landers: almost has 3000 posts
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: Brock Landers on February 13, 2015, 10:30:25 PM
Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on February 13, 2015, 10:18:02 PM
you need to ramp it up

Yup Daris. Go big or go home, that's what being in Vegas is all about. I just sent another text telling them I just won big on baccarat and I'm buying them a plane ticket to Vegas.
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: The Big Train on February 13, 2015, 11:01:58 PM
they would be texting and not ignoring right now if you would have followed my advice
Title: Re: Just got a wrong number text
Post by: slobber on February 14, 2015, 10:54:15 AM
The broken promise of new thread. :sad:


Gonna win 'em all!