Shame Yourself

[Asteriskhead]

I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor

i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.

[Asteriskhead]

I just realized I forgot to get in touch with The King this weekend. We were supposed to hang out today after the game, but I forgot to contact him. I'm an awful person. I hope he had a great night and accepts my apology.

[Phil Titola]

I ate dominos pizza tonight because I was too lazy to walk to a closer pizza place.  My stomach hurts.

[steve dave]

hello, welcome to panda express what can we get you

hi, I'll have the two meat firecracker chicken with vegetables for the side

we are out of firecracker chicken for today

ok, I'll have beijing beef

........ 

[The Big Train]

i thought this was a picture of a spaceship landing.     

[star seed 7]

ordered 3 cookies from jimmy johns because they have a $5.50 delivery minimum and i only want one

[michigancat]

just drank half a bottle of two buck chuck white wine

[star seed 7]

they just called me and told me they can't do an order without a sandwich.  this is totalitarian

[bones129]

BOYCOTT

[star seed 7]

this aggression will not stand man

[The Big Train]

 

[michigancat]

they just called me and told me they can't do an order without a sandwich.  this is totalitarian

What a silly policy

[nicname]

I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor

i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.

One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.

[bones129]

I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor

i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.

One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.

This is not shame, nicname. It's survival. Well done.

[The Big Train]

I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor

i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.

One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.

i slept in a random apartment building once because i got lost and couldnt find my way home.

[Asteriskhead]

I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor

i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.

One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.

I remember getting up to use the restroom during the middle off the night one time and thought I heard snoring. Were you clear up by my door or down by the front door to the building?

[bubbles4ksu]

is a fourier like a foyer?

[XocolateThundarr]

is a fourier like a foyer?

Yes...however the former is the Canadian version.

[nicname]

I spent a minimum of 20 minutes laying/sleeping on @roidheads bathroom floor

i do not recall, but i heard about it. our friends were worried about you.

One time I locked myself out of my apartment while drunk. It was cold outside and I tried to sleep in the garage, but it was still too cold. I eventually took a chair off roidhead's porch and took it inside his building's fourier. I eventually passed out on the stairs like a homeless.

I remember getting up to use the restroom during the middle off the night one time and thought I heard snoring. Were you clear up by my door or down by the front door to the building?

It was prob me

[AppleJack]

I had Cocoa Puffs for dinner 

[mocat]

i just actually googled "beard pills"

[puniraptor]

i just actually googled "beard pills"

i want to know more

[puniraptor]

i just actually googled "beard pills"

i want to know more

i assume its a band

[XocolateThundarr]

[Tobias]

KCFD's new beer