That is incredible. Laughed particularly hard at this part for some reason:
>I watch Law and Order: SUV
You cannot do this.
>I watch Law and Order: SUV
You cannot do this.
>I watch Law and Order: SUV
You cannot do this.
>I watch Law and Order: SUV
You cannot do this.
>I watch Law and Order: SUV
You cannot do this.
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>...
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>I watch Law and Order: SVU.
You enjoy a generous helping of the work of Mariska Hartigay and tell everyone you have diarrhea to excuse yourself from all functions.