Author Topic: I'm too old to ask about this stuff  (Read 2383 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13186
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« on: September 26, 2017, 10:37:35 AM »
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread


(Want to get rid of the ad? Register now for free!)

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63767
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2017, 10:47:15 AM »
Wut
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline _33

  • The Inventor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 10142
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2017, 11:11:43 AM »
Toasters don't slice bread they just toast it (make it hot).  Are you thinking of a knife?

Offline Spracne

  • Point Plank'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *
  • Posts: 20946
  • Scholar/Gentleman, But Super Earthy/Organic
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2017, 11:13:18 AM »
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread

Bagel slicer???

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13186
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2017, 11:14:40 AM »
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread

Bagel slicer???
possibly. It says bread though I swear. My toaster has that on the front though.

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13186
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2017, 11:15:56 AM »
also putting crap together.. like a bicycle or this baby stuff. How the hell did dads know how to do this crap? Took me forever

Offline Phil Titola

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15255
  • He took it out!
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2017, 11:16:47 AM »
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread
Fanningbrag about his elite toaster.

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13186
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2017, 11:21:30 AM »
The bread slicer thing on my toaster. How the eff do I use this? Also I think I can count on one hand how many times I've bought unsliced bread
Fanningbrag about his elite toaster.
Oh no way no how. This bad boy is old and ugly.

Offline Institutional Control

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 14933
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2017, 11:35:35 AM »
That toaster is the coolest thing I’ve heard of since sliced bread.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Offline Mikeyis4dcats

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5040
  • pogonophobia: n. a fear of beards
    • View Profile

The Big Train

  • Guest
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2017, 11:42:35 AM »
That toaster is the coolest thing I’ve heard of since sliced bread.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It does that too! (Allegedly)

Offline kslim

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 10531
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2017, 11:43:03 AM »
take a pic of it i think i know what ou are talking about

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13186
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13186
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2017, 12:54:55 PM »
hmm


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13186
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2017, 12:55:23 PM »
what in the world


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Offline Phil Titola

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15255
  • He took it out!
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2017, 01:04:39 PM »
what in the world


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Bagel holder with slot for knife?

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63767
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2017, 01:08:45 PM »
Yeah, that's for bagels bruh
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46344
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2017, 01:20:43 PM »
if you're trying to tell me that an uncut loaf of bread won't fit into the slot that's the exact size of a bagel, i'm going to tell you that you're nuts


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85174
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2017, 01:20:54 PM »
could also cut like tomatoes in there or some crap

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13186
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2017, 01:25:24 PM »
So basically I've got a cutting board/toaster combo


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Online michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53674
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2017, 01:26:51 PM »
I have unsliced bed in my office at this very moment

(It's from Tartine, which I'm told is very elite bread)

Offline chum1

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21893
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2017, 01:27:15 PM »
Are you telling me that you've been making regular toast in a bagel toaster!?!?!?

 :lol:

Online michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53674
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2017, 01:28:49 PM »
Wow


Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37048
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2017, 01:39:05 PM »
It sucks you have to cut it with that knife, though. You guys should get a toaster like yoga's.

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63767
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: I'm too old to ask about this stuff
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2017, 02:10:44 PM »
Whoa, that bread is elite af
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite