Valentines Day

[yoga-like_abana]

Hate it.. Always have.

[yoga-like_abana]

That being said what should I give Mrs y-l_a for valentines day. NON SEXUAL YOU GUYS!

[Pete]

That being said what should I give Mrs y-l_a for valentines day. NON SEXUAL YOU GUYS!

Tasteful nude (artistic) photo of yourself.  Not a sexual one, obviously.

[Pete]

Perhaps a large tin of delicious Topsy's popcorn?  Unless she is morbidly obese, because she  might take offense.  Though, she would probably love it too. So, maybe this would be a good way to show her that you really "get her" and accept her as she is. 

[Pete]

My son likes to receive Star Wars Legos.  They are non-sexual. 

[420seriouscat69]

Just take her to dinner and get her a single rose. That's what i'm doing tonight.

[TownieCat]

Treat her to a mani/pedi. Not by you, but take her to a professional.

[CNS]

Cook for her.  Something you don't normally do and something that takes a little time.  Also, booze.  All non sexual, but sets up the sexual.

[420seriouscat69]

Just take her to dinner and get her a single rose. That's what i'm doing tonight.

And then guess what else I'm going to do Yoga? I'm going to take her to...
#POUNDTOWNUSA

[Mrs. Gooch]

You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

[Emo EMAW]

You should treat her like dirt on VD so she knows just how lucky she is to have you every other day of the year.

[pissclams]

Just take her to dinner and get her a single rose. That's what i'm doing tonight.

oh man, what a great opportunity to act out the bachelor in real life
set the rose on a bread plate on the table and don't give it to her until after dinner.  once you finish eating, look at her and tell her it's been great getting to know her more and that you enjoy spending time with her, and then hold the rose up and say, "mrs wacky, will you accept this rose?"
and then bring her home and bone her and pretend she's Lace.

[pissclams]

You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

[420seriouscat69]

Just take her to dinner and get her a single rose. That's what i'm doing tonight.

oh man, what a great opportunity to act out the bachelor in real life
set the rose on a bread plate on the table and don't give it to her until after dinner.  once you finish eating, look at her and tell her it's been great getting to know her more and that you enjoy spending time with her, and then hold the rose up and say, "mrs wacky, will you accept this rose?"
and then bring her home and bone her and pretend she's Lace.

It's like your in my head, thinking the exact same way that I do.

[Pete]

You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.

[Pete]

Thoughts on hand-made "coupons" good for various domestic things (e.g. I get to talk about a dream I had, or what is that smell?)

[yoga-like_abana]

You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.

except for when wacky takes his misses to dinner



just kiddin wackster! love ya babe

[pissclams]

You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.

yikes, was she talking about venereal disease?

[Pete]

Another idea:  a slow cooker, with those clamps on the top to keep the lid on when you travel (chili cook offs at the office, lil' smokies on the go, etc.)

[Pete]

You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.

yikes, was she talking about venereal disease?

Your guess is as good as mine on this one.  Pubic lice are not a "disease" though, so I feel like we can rule that out regardless here.

[pissclams]

well, regardless, gooch needs to give mrs gooch a rose tonight and then make sweet love to her while he pretends that she's Lace.

[Pete]

What about one of those e cigarettes?  The fancy ones with the flavors.  Perhaps "chocolate" for Valentines Day???!

[420seriouscat69]

You should do something nice for your girl everyday instead of just on VD.

valentine's day is not a woman's holiday fwiw.  if anything, the woman should wait on the male on her hands and feet and thank her for everything men have done in this world and for feeding and sheltering the female species since we left the caves circa caveman times

Agree with Clams here.

Although, when I first read her post I thought by VD she meant "venereal disease." Those are different situations most of the time.

except for when wacky takes his misses to dinner



just kiddin wackster! love ya babe

[Pete]

[Mrs. Gooch]

So the other day my friends & I were meeting and one of the friends' 5 year old daughter was there, using a iPad....and we looked over and the app she had up was "Sex Position Chooser"....so you could get your girl an app like that for her iPad.