Author Topic: Y-L_A is getting married (Read 6632 times)

yoga-like_abana · « **on:** August 05, 2015, 10:26:39 AM »

Its 10 days away guys.. Lets talk about it. Any wedding day or night

advice?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:28:58 AM »

have a snack bag ready for the day with non-messy snacks like pretzels and raisins and junk. you might get hungry waiting around.

AppleJack · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:29:26 AM »

Don't stress

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:30:27 AM »

dance a lot. including with the little kids. assuming you are having a dance.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:30:45 AM »

chicken dance is a mandatory jam

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:31:30 AM »

take a xanax before the photographer starts because you're going to get pissed standing there for like a hundred hours looking at the camera

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:32:00 AM »

Are you wearing a rented tux? If so purchase some insoles for the shoes so you can be comfortable during the chicken dance etc.

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:33:25 AM »

surprise her with a wedding gift from you during the honeymoon, maybe on the flight. also fly first class obv.

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:33:47 AM »

drink a lot but not a lot a lot.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:34:28 AM »

make sure to thank everyone personally during the wedding reception/dance for coming to your event. don't leave anyone out including +1s.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:34:55 AM »

dunno if its too late but at the reception, dudes walking here and there with trays of apps are a nice touch. I always enjoy that.

steve dave · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:35:51 AM »

be prepared to ease the tensions of the bride if your groomsmen and bros are being a buncha hound dogs. it's what they do babe.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:36:52 AM »

starting to think best advice is to hire SD as your wedding coordinator

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:39:47 AM »

if she smashes some cake into your face when you are cutting it don't blast her full on with cake back. she will get sad because her makeup will get messed up. just act super surprised and like ham it up for the camera and then plant a cake'y smooch on her. the crowd will go nuts and her makeup won't be very messed up.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:41:21 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 05, 2015, 10:39:47 AM

if she smashes some cake into your face when you are cutting it don't blast her full on with cake back. she will get sad because her makeup will get messed up. just act super surprised and like ham it up for the camera and then plant a cake'y smooch on her. the crowd will go nuts and her makeup won't be very messed up.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:42:30 AM »

Hire a local hero to show up halfway through the reception, dance his ass off for two songs, and then mooch off your open bar for the rest of the night.

slobber · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:42:48 AM »

Relax and enjoy it. If Blumpkin still posted here, he'd probably give you some sex council/advice. The others have all been pretty accurate with their comments. I would tell your wife that some things will be out of her control and that if something goes wrong don't sweat it. The thing that went wrong will end up being what makes your wedding memories funny in the future.

Gonna win 'em all!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:42:57 AM »

You guys are really good at getting married.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:45:16 AM »

Have fun....and crush some drinks.

slobber · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:46:56 AM »

At a wedding last weekend in Colby there happened to be a professional dance team staying at the hotel. They were invited to the dance and dance offs with the groomsmen ensued.
Advice, hire a professional dance team to coincidentally be staying at the same hotel where your dance is.

Gonna win 'em all!

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:48:23 AM »

also try to remember this is both of your days but really it's her day so do stuff that you know will make her super happy even if it kinda sucks.

steve dave · « **Reply #21 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:49:25 AM »

like, when you see her in her wedding dress act completely blown away even if she looks exactly the same as every other day. your job is to be floored like WOW WHO IS THIS I AM SO LUCKY!

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:51:09 AM »

also, if your best man is someone who probably sucks at giving a best man speech make sure he adds something into his speech about how amazing the bride looks. some people are just idiots and don't do the obvious.

slobber · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:53:16 AM »

Publicly thank her parents, especially her mom, for doing such a wonderful job raising her.

Gonna win 'em all!

slobber · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:53:43 AM »

Dance with your mother in law at least twice.

Gonna win 'em all!