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Title: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 27, 2014, 10:20:57 PM
My guess is his old standby in the most sacred place in the ol' junky tool box--the box and one.

What say you Cat fans?
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 27, 2014, 10:24:37 PM
Just ate a couple junk food 'tater chips and tried to get in to Bill Self mode thought patterns.

Try-angle this on for size---The triangle and two to stop Foster and Tre.
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 27, 2014, 10:27:26 PM
I bet Self even brings back that punch the guy in the nuts switch and the hip check hedge on screens to try and injure our players.  We will need our guards to GUARD against that.  Hopefully we are calling out screens and that message gets FORWARDED on by our bigs.

I'm Out.
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: kso_FAN on October 27, 2014, 10:30:51 PM
Do we have anyone that can do this anymore to defeat these tactics? :ohno:

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Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 27, 2014, 10:32:00 PM
BACK!

Thinking this one and I sketched it out, longhand on a Chipotle napkin with a pen.  Hard to read and I basically just tore through the napkin which got me thinking...Maybe ol' Bill Self watched that X-Men movie this summer and tries to thug things up by getting metal claws surgically implanted in his players knuckles.

Check the replay ref, that's a flagrant 2. Watch KU try to take that one to the Supreme Court.  Mutant rights they'll say. Cost of doing Bu$ine$$ in Larryville with Doug "Drama in the LBC" Compton. Watch that kind of talk get thrown out with prejudice.

CASE DISMISSED!
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 27, 2014, 10:32:48 PM
Do we have anyone that can do this anymore to defeat these tactics? :ohno:

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Anthony Middle School basketball will have a fresh crop in about 5 years time.  Don't you worry.
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 27, 2014, 10:35:39 PM
Sniff Sniff. Smells like Milo with a hint of Alfalfa. You guessed it, that is Kolten, Wheeler and Riley all products of Will Spradling's AMS bball program and Summer Dribble Drive Hoop Academy.
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on October 27, 2014, 11:25:05 PM
Bill Self wants to beat kstate in basketball more than Nebraska want a to hypothetically beat kstate in football. It's unhealthy
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: renocat on October 28, 2014, 12:06:57 AM
Ol' Hooterville Bill will unleash the fearsome Phoghorn blowhard defense.  He will tell his chickens to act like roosters, even though their capons, flap their arms, squawk, run in circles, and scratch for worms.  If KU tries to concentrate on just Marcus, they will be ground up into Jaybirdie sausage - chicken lips and all.  Edwards will run up their butts and stuff all day.  Gip, Nino, and Hulk Hurt will whip purple the birdies prized dainty blue rear-ends.   Their only hope for foster is that new Ukraine kid Sylvester Mykchuckup, he is suppose to be a 6'8" guard - hope Foster runs between legs and causes his voice to rise an octave.   Chickens have wings, but our wings will be a big surprise.  Bill will be drawing oscar's defense schemes on his big chief tablet.
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 28, 2014, 12:08:54 AM
renocat beat Kat Kid at his own thread.
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: star seed 7 on October 28, 2014, 12:12:56 AM
holy crap
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: kim carnes on October 28, 2014, 12:28:34 AM
Reno is fast becoming one of the best posters on this board.  His posting is legitimately entertaining.
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: star seed 7 on October 28, 2014, 12:35:04 AM
Reno is fast becoming one of the best posters on this board.  His posting is legitimately entertaining.

i bet WackyCat08 hates him  :frown:
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: pissclams on October 28, 2014, 07:46:14 AM
Ol' Hooterville Bill will unleash the fearsome Phoghorn blowhard defense.  He will tell his chickens to act like roosters, even though their capons, flap their arms, squawk, run in circles, and scratch for worms.  If KU tries to concentrate on just Marcus, they will be ground up into Jaybirdie sausage - chicken lips and all.  Edwards will run up their butts and stuff all day.  Gip, Nino, and Hulk Hurt will whip purple the birdies prized dainty blue rear-ends.   Their only hope for foster is that new Ukraine kid Sylvester Mykchuckup, he is suppose to be a 6'8" guard - hope Foster runs between legs and causes his voice to rise an octave.   Chickens have wings, but our wings will be a big surprise.  Bill will be drawing oscar's defense schemes on his big chief tablet.

it's so effortless
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Kat Kid on October 28, 2014, 08:58:11 AM
Ol' Hooterville Bill will unleash the fearsome Phoghorn blowhard defense.  He will tell his chickens to act like roosters, even though their capons, flap their arms, squawk, run in circles, and scratch for worms.  If KU tries to concentrate on just Marcus, they will be ground up into Jaybirdie sausage - chicken lips and all.  Edwards will run up their butts and stuff all day.  Gip, Nino, and Hulk Hurt will whip purple the birdies prized dainty blue rear-ends.   Their only hope for foster is that new Ukraine kid Sylvester Mykchuckup, he is suppose to be a 6'8" guard - hope Foster runs between legs and causes his voice to rise an octave.   Chickens have wings, but our wings will be a big surprise.  Bill will be drawing oscar's defense schemes on his big chief tablet.

Brought to life.  I bet ol' Billy Self has a new scratchin' stick and hawk claw to draw up plays in his dirt box.
Title: Re: What junk defense will Bill Self throw at Marcus Foster this year?
Post by: Skipper44 on October 28, 2014, 09:31:14 AM
Reno is fast becoming one of the best posters on this board.  His posting is legitimately entertaining.
I am thinking a coffee table book featuring full color action shots of the 14-15 Cat hoops team and each page captioned by a Renocat gem would sell like hot cakes for at least $100.  Signed copies would be at least $500.