Very nice smelling lady from KSU Tix Office: "Hi this is *name redacted* from the K-State ticket office. I noticed you bought tickets for the upcoming football season. Did you know you can buy season tickets for basketball for $100 a ticket?"
Me: "No, I didn't know that"
VNSMLFKSUTO: "Would you be interested in purchasing some?"
Me: "Is Will Spradling still on the team?"
VNSMLFKSUTO: "I'm sorry, what was that?"
Me: "Is Will Spradling still on the team?"
VNSMLFKSUTO: "No. He graduated."
Me: "Thank God. Is oscar Weber still the coach?"
VNSMLFKSUTO: "Yes. Are you a oscar Weber fan?"
Me: "Not at all, actually."
VNSMLFKSUTO: "Oh. I see. I've heard a few people say that now. I'll put in my notes to call back if something changes."