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Re: Peeing Outside
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2012, 09:55:12 PM »
not really into it unless the alternatives will give me aids, ticks, etc.  sorry guys

wait, when does the alternative to peeing outside give you ticks?

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Re: Peeing Outside
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2012, 12:14:22 AM »
leave my mental shortcomings out of this, cf3.

i think i may have meant spiders or something - i get confused by this stuff.  my uncle was bitten by a brown recluse in an outhouse as a kid and always whines about missing a chunk of flesh and i do kinda wish he would've just rocked it outside for once

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Re: Peeing Outside
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2012, 04:46:31 AM »
leave my mental shortcomings out of this, cf3.

i think i may have meant spiders or something - i get confused by this stuff.  my uncle was bitten by a brown recluse in an outhouse as a kid and always whines about missing a chunk of flesh and i do kinda wish he would've just rocked it outside for once

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« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2012, 10:10:47 PM »
But Pooping outside, not so much.
occasionally extremely necessary.  I've never had an emergency outside peeing but have at least once in my life had an emergency outside poop.  It can be just as good as an outdoor pee;  but the walking around the rest of the day with no socks is pretty terrible.


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« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2012, 10:27:04 PM »
But Pooping outside, not so much.
occasionally extremely necessary.  I've never had an emergency outside peeing but have at least once in my life had an emergency outside poop.  It can be just as good as an outdoor pee;  but the walking around the rest of the day with no socks is pretty terrible.


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Re: Peeing Outside
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2012, 10:49:19 PM »
But Pooping outside, not so much.
occasionally extremely necessary.  I've never had an emergency outside peeing but have at least once in my life had an emergency outside poop.  It can be just as good as an outdoor pee;  but the walking around the rest of the day with no socks is pretty terrible.


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Peeing Outside
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2012, 11:14:11 PM »
It is not awesome if your are not vigilant ( v drnk) and drench your belt in piss.

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Re: Peeing Outside
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2012, 03:39:40 PM »
I got sent to the principal's office in 3rd grade for peeing on a tree at recess.  :frown:

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Re: Peeing Outside
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2012, 03:47:40 PM »
I got sent to the principal's office in 3rd grade for peeing on a tree at recess.  :frown:

I did this in preschool. Didn't get sent to the principal's office, though. :gocho:

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Re: Peeing Outside
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2012, 03:57:44 PM »
But Pooping outside, not so much.

Pooping at parties on the other hand...  :peek:
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Re: Peeing Outside
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2012, 04:06:20 PM »
I got sent to the principal's office in 3rd grade for peeing on a tree at recess.  :frown:

I did this in preschool. Didn't get sent to the principal's office, though. :gocho:
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