Squatters in SLC waiting for delayed flight drinking a shitty 3.2 Utah beer. A 20-something couple wearing purple UNI "Beat Iowa" shirts just sat down next to me.
Me: Go Panthers
Them: are you from Iowa?
Me: (wearing emaw hat) no, kansas.
Them: oh
Me: so... Ali Farokhmanesh, right?
Them:
Me: March madness vs KU?
Them: we aren't really sports fans