So Ames has the largest collection of women that are 5'10" and taller, and in this bar they were all beautiful. There were a couple of ISU volleyball players in there but there were so many more tall, beautiful women at this bar. One unnamed pak'r walked up to the tallest, prettiest player and proceeded to take her leg and lift it up well above her waist. She was not bothered by this at all in fact she laughed about it, I should also mention she was wearing a tight skirt. This unnamed pak'r was a flirt with beautiful woman machine all night, it went from awe inspiring, to funny, to a bit creepy. At this point in the night the cheerleader from part one and bar two came into the bar, she found us again and came to chat us up again. This time she was much more handsy and flirty and also drunk. I wasn't at all interested but once again our filly slayer was no where to be found. He later explained to me that he shines when the fillies seek him out. I was bored with the cheerleader after 15 minutes so that ended. At this point I still thought she was lying. I mean why would a beautiful ISU cheerleader be at the bars drunk and alone? Later we saw her trying to kiss a dude and he had no interest at all. When we saw her cheering yesterday I then believed she was a cheerleader.
About an hour or so after the fanning hat incident I saw the two guys at the bar, I have no idea how it happened but the guys were talking to fanning and buying everyone SoCo and lime shots and talking to fanning about Jake Waters, I have no idea why the guy would come on here and lie about this.
The highlight of this bar for me was about an hour and a half after getting to this bar we ran into some EMAW VIPs who recognized us from seeing us earlier in the evening (I'm keeping this fairly vague for a reason). These VIPs were pretty cool to hang out with, they gave us some inside info about KSU athletics and we entertained them by just being us. The rest of the night not much noteworthy happened outside of random Ames asshatness, example there were two different guys that tried to go into the women's bathroom and both times there was a random beautiful 5 10ers who went into the bathroom and forcefully removed the guys. This girl didn't work at this bar, security was non existent, she just took pride in handling her business.
Fanning's filly phone story has been told, I didn't see it.
When we were driving off, we saw our EMAW VIPs standing on the corner waiting for a cab, we offered them a ride to their hotel and they accepted. As they were getting in the van a rando Amesian tried to get into the van as well it was weird. In retrospect Trim said that we should have just let him ride with us and dumped him in the country. We were subjected treated to Trim doing his oscar Weber impression the entire ride to the VIP's hotel.
After we dropped them off we looked for an IHOP/Denny's type place. We couldn't find one but we did discover that in Ames the McDonalds lobby is open 24 hours so we had to settle for that.
Feel free to fill in holes I may have forgetten, or didn't see
