Author Topic: Guy Friends (Read 1759 times)

SdK · « **on:** December 30, 2012, 12:45:16 PM »

I don't really have any. I mean I have friends that are guys, but my inner circle has zero guy friends. I'm not sure why this is. Maybe I'm too awesome and they run away? Maybe always having to defer leads to resent? Maybe it's my dad? I dunno. Just looking for theories as to why this may be.

I know goEMAW is wrought with intellectuals, so theorize!

LickNeckey · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2012, 12:52:59 PM »

If you are a guy you may be homosexual (nothing wrong with this just a heads up)

If you are a female this is normal. I really don't believe that males and females can really be good friends.

SdK · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2012, 12:55:03 PM »

I have sexed up every female in my inner circle.

Answered both in one fell swoop.

wetwillie · « **Reply #3 on:** December 30, 2012, 01:31:26 PM »

you don't refer to yourself as "Gator" do you?

SdK · « **Reply #4 on:** December 30, 2012, 01:34:20 PM »

I do not. I refer to myself by my name.

wetwillie · « **Reply #5 on:** December 30, 2012, 01:35:55 PM »

how strong is your pimp hand?

SdK · « **Reply #6 on:** December 30, 2012, 01:39:34 PM »

So strong I've broken it twice.

CNS · « **Reply #7 on:** December 30, 2012, 01:40:01 PM »

Monster

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eastcat · « **Reply #8 on:** December 30, 2012, 01:45:03 PM »

Sundance Khan....

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 30, 2012, 02:37:18 PM »

Do you drink? Do you smell? Do you hate sports?

SdK · « **Reply #10 on:** December 30, 2012, 03:10:21 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on December 30, 2012, 02:37:18 PM

Do you drink? Do you smell? Do you hate sports?

I drink. I smell amazing, I'll cite my crew of lesbians as evidence for they have nothing to gain by complimenting me. I love sports.

I think I just one up everyone, or try to, and steal their girls. In ways, fanning, I think we have a lot in common.

SdK · « **Reply #11 on:** December 30, 2012, 03:11:29 PM »

And............after that post I realized that I just go for what is truly important to me. Yeah, I'm the guy that puts "hoes before bros"

SdK · « **Reply #12 on:** December 30, 2012, 03:13:29 PM »

In true SD style, I will not say everything in one post, but keep making additional ones. (I wanna stay top 50).

Thanks for being my sounding board goEMAW, this is why I came to you.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #13 on:** December 30, 2012, 07:44:13 PM »

You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #14 on:** December 30, 2012, 08:01:44 PM »

Quote from: FP TC etc. on December 30, 2012, 07:44:13 PM

You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo

This might be the case. After the first post I said, "Aww, I will be friends with you, SK." And then by the end of the thread I didn't feel the same way.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #15 on:** December 30, 2012, 08:53:15 PM »

I have lots of great guy friends. You are probably weird.

kim carnes · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2012, 09:14:03 PM »

You might be bi

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2012, 09:19:12 PM »

who do you watch sports with?

hurtsogood · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2012, 10:56:42 PM »

I think there should be a match making site, but for bros. i have two or three really good bros, but they all hate games like chess and stratego and monopoly, which i love. It'd be great if i could use a match making site to find a stratego-loving bro.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2012, 11:09:51 PM »

gE riskpak?

felix rex · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2012, 11:32:15 PM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on December 30, 2012, 08:01:44 PM

Quote from: FP TC etc. on December 30, 2012, 07:44:13 PM
You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo
This might be the case. After the first post I said, "Aww, I will be friends with you, SK." And then by the end of the thread I didn't feel the same way.

Yeah. You kind of come off sounding like the chicks who say they only have guy friends "because other women are jealous of me."

It's pretty easy to make people like you. Just let them talk about themselves a lot and sound interested and ask questions and then pick one who is actually interesting. Boom. Friended.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 30, 2012, 11:37:39 PM »

Yeah, I'm an awesome guy friend. If you're seeking, I take applications quarterly.

bones129 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 30, 2012, 11:50:32 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on December 30, 2012, 11:32:15 PM

Quote from: kitten_mittons on December 30, 2012, 08:01:44 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on December 30, 2012, 07:44:13 PM
You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo
This might be the case. After the first post I said, "Aww, I will be friends with you, SK." And then by the end of the thread I didn't feel the same way.

Yeah. You kind of come off sounding like the chicks who say they only have guy friends "because other women are jealous of me."

It's pretty easy to make people like you. Just let them talk about themselves a lot and sound interested and ask questions and then pick one who is actually interesting. Boom. Friended.

Felix, how true. I use this on a regular basis. Separates the wheat from the chaff.

felix rex · « **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2012, 01:10:02 AM »

Quote from: bones129 on December 30, 2012, 11:50:32 PM

Quote from: felix rex on December 30, 2012, 11:32:15 PM
Quote from: kitten_mittons on December 30, 2012, 08:01:44 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on December 30, 2012, 07:44:13 PM
You probably annoy the eff out of most guys imo
This might be the case. After the first post I said, "Aww, I will be friends with you, SK." And then by the end of the thread I didn't feel the same way.

Yeah. You kind of come off sounding like the chicks who say they only have guy friends "because other women are jealous of me."

It's pretty easy to make people like you. Just let them talk about themselves a lot and sound interested and ask questions and then pick one who is actually interesting. Boom. Friended.

Felix, how true. I use this on a regular basis. Separates the wheat from the chaff.

I was at a party in DC a little after I first moved there and was playing this game and randomly met another dude who was also doing it and we are still besties 5 years later.

It's unnervingly effective.

j-dub · « **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2012, 10:34:56 AM »

i've been in like 20 weddings or something. i'm a good bro.